WEEDSTARS

Gayce Force

*Hawaii, day 2 after leaving North Korea, they are in their hotel room*

Jugs: This place is so great, I don't have to s**t with people staring at me

Penis: I know! I already got laid 5 times

Legless: By who? We haven't even done anything

*Penis points to Rouie?*

Rouie?: I told you to keep your d**n mouth shut you swine

LionMaker: See? It was worth it. Even though I nearly got us all killed

Ladder Boi: Yeah, you and Legless both

LionMaker: Man, the weather is great, the nude beach is great. How is Shaquesha and Donnie holding up?

Ladder Boi: She said "I saw you guys in North Korea, what s**t are you planning there? You can't do s**t there" and then she said she's fine

LionMaker: Good

Rouie?: I got us all drinks, and they should be arriving soon

*A knock is at the door*

Penis: If that's not the cop stripper I'm gonna flip upside down

*Rouie? Opens the door*

Service Me: Here are your drinks you ordered Mr. Vuitton

Rouie?: Thank you, just put it on the room tab

Service Me: Sure thing

Ladder Boi: I was gonna say something about how you guys keep using my money, but it's a given at this point

Jugs: God, he's retarded

*She points to Penis who is literally upsidedown*

Penis: I told you

LionMaker: Let's have these shall we?

*Legless feels something in his pocket and he pulls it out, it's a small bag of acid that he had that turned him into Rankin/Bass holiday special*

Legless: *thinking* Did I have this the whole time? I knew I said I wasn't gonna do drugs again but I'm done with school and I have lots of free time. This will be a funny prank, glad this didn't spill

*He walks over to the drinks and pours it in each one when they aren't looking*

LionMaker: Are we ready to slurp some s**t?!

*LionMaker says expecting cheers but it's dead silent*

LionMaker: Ok.

*They all head over and get their glasses*

Ladder Boi: Rouie? What is this exactly?

Jugs: Who cares. It's expensive and fancy looking

Penis: If we die, atleast we can die doing what we love

Ladder Boi: We don't love drinking

Penis: F***ing is what I meant

*They all start drinking their stuff until it is emptied, they all finish and Legless starts giggling almost spitting out his stuff*

LionMaker: Why are you so happy?

Legless: Oh nothing. Hehehe

Rouie?: Told you he was weird from the start

Legless: Says Mr. I talk to dead people and sucked off a cult leader

Jugs: Rouie? Has always been.... Weird..