Female Splatoon characters X Male Reader

🍋 Pearl X Male Agent 8 Reader

???: I need to concentrate, I... Need to control my breathing.

A Octoling said to himself to calm himself. Looking into the scope, seeing his target. A Inkling that's Squidbagging in area.

???: You're celebrating way to early. Because I have you on my sight.

Squeezing the trigger and firing. Unfortunately it misses and the Inkling stopped and threw a Splat Bomb at the Octoling. Before he gets a chance to runaway from the bomb, a Inkling with a Nautilus 79 had it revved up and was pointing at him.

???: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

Inking: Nothing personal bro.

???: Understandable, have a nice day.

He got splatted and was sent to his spawn. Before he goes into his Octo form and swim in his ink, the timer already was up. The results.... His team lost. He then left the lobby and grabbed a bite to eat at Crusty Sean's food truck.

Crusty Sean: What's Kraken, (Y/N)?!

(Y/N): My usual please.

Crusty Sean: Coming right up!

(Y/N) waits at a table until Crusty Sean calls him for his food.

Crusty Sean: Here you brother! Double-Fried Super Shwaffle!

(Y/N) paid him and grabbed the food.

(Y/N): See ya tomorrow Sean.

Crusty Sean: Peace to you, man.

He sat at a table and ate his food. While he ate, his phone rings. (Y/N) cleaned his hands with napkins, before picking it up and answering.

(Y/N): Hello?

???: (Y/N), where are you?

(Y/N): At Inkopolis Square. What's up?

???: Me and Pearlie are packing up and going home for today.

(Y/N): Alright, I'll meet you two at the "spot".

He hangs up and finished off his food. Getting up and throwing away the trash and go to the "spot" he mentioned to the caller. Behind the Inkopolis News station, he waits by the door and that's when two people came out running. (Y/N) quickly close the door and heard multiple bangs on the door.

???: Those fans are no different than zombies!

???: Pearlie, don't call them that! That's mean.

???: Mean? One of them wanted to take your coffee as a souvenir.

???: I thought it was a intern working there.

(Y/N) made a short cough to get their attention.

(Y/N): The more we stand here talking about it, the more damage they'll do to the door and get out.

???: He knows what's up!

???: Our limo driver should be here soon.

Then more banging is heard from the door.

(Y/N): We can't wait for the driver at this point, we need to Squid Jump to the mansion.

???: (Y/N)'s right, hopefully we'll won't land in the pool like last time.

The three of them turned into their Squid/Octo forms and Squid Jump. They soon landed on top of their mansion roof. Carefully climbing down and goes inside.

???: Next time, Marina, we're hiring more security.

(Y/N): That and a better limo driver too!

Marina: Come on you two, we just have to hope that the fans will come to their senses be normal.