In a world, where the great turf war between Inklings and Octarians, never happened. The two species live together in harmony, but there's a much worser war, highschool drama.
???: (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Ah!
He rubbed his eyes and see his dad standing over him.
(D/N): You're going to be late again.
(Y/N): 5 more minutes.....
(D/N) pulled the covers off of the squid and opened the blinds.
(D/N): Let's bring in some sunshine in here!
(Y/N): Dad! I hate the light!
(D/N): To bad! Now get dressed.
He leaves and (Y/N) rolled himself out of bed and hit the floor.
(Y/N): Ow....
(Y/N) gets up and get his uniform on. While he did that, his phone buzzed and he answered.
(Y/N): This is pain and misery, how can I help you?
???: Yes hello? We're waiting for you outside!
(Y/N): ...... I'll be out soon.
He's fully dressed and grab his backpack and phone. As he leaves the room, he bumps into another family member.
(Y/N): Oh look, my bratty sister.
(S/N): You better watch it!
(Y/N): Or else?
(S/N): I've taken self defense classes and I can kick you in the balls!
(Y/N): Whatever..... Bitch.
They walked downstairs and said their byes to their dad, and leave out the house.
???: There you are!
(Y/N)'s friends are waiting for him.
(S/N): Oh look, it's the loser squad. I better leave before I get looked at like loser too!
She walked away and (Y/N) just shakes his head.
(Y/N): Ignore her.
???: How? She literally called us losers.
???: Oh can it, Frankie.
Frankie: Can it? Just like that, Jermaine?!
???: You need to take a chill pill, frank.
Frankie: Fuck you, Edwardo!
(Y/N): Man, you three are being bitches right now.
Jermaine: Says the guy who still hang with us.
The four walked to the school.
Edwardo: Can't wait for the weekend again.
Frankie: So you can jack off to anime girls again?
Edwardo: Fuck off!
Jermaine: Hey, (Y/N). You've been quiet, something on your mind?
(Y/N): ..... Am I going to be single for the rest of my life?
Jermaine: Sometimes being in a relationship, isn't all that great.
Frankie: Yeah, he had over 10 ex-girlfriends.
Edwardo: Must've been great with one of them, because she keeps calling him.
Jermaine: And blocked her number. Twice!
(Y/N): .......
Frankie: If it helps, you can buy a lady. Of the night!
(Y/N): Oh fuck you.
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Female Splatoon characters X Male Reader
FanfictionA Splatoon and Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3 story, Male reader will be either Inkling or Octoling. All characters are aged up and 18+ Most information I'll get it, is the Splatoon Wikipedia. I don't own any characters but only some characters that I cr...
