r6: halo

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Wakey wakey dad says. I'm up I say looking at the door. You don't look like it dad says. You have that smile on your face I say sitting up. Oh well you know me your father and aunt lilly were talking why don't you come downstairs when you get dressed dad says and closes the door. Looking at the posters on the wall looking at the halo jumpers on it and the signatures on the poster gives me high hopes that today is the day my father's realize I don't want to be a fly boy or a sailor not even a halo jumper like them.

What I really want to be is a mechanical engineer work on the tanks the planes the boats go all over the place not jump here I say putting my pants on. Going down the steps half naked and going in the kitchen my dad's and aunt lilly are at the table. Dude really patriot says. Dude yup I say. Hey it's better than yesterday aunt lilly says. Did he have that smile when he woke you up Patriot asks making a cup of coffee. Yeah he did I say. They think they found you the perfect date aunt lilly says. Who's it with and when I say.

Remember doc brown dad says. Yeah why I say. We set you up with his son patriot says reading his news paper. Oh... that's I say before having no where else to go with that. So how do you get one of your dads attention without getting them both aunt lilly asks. I have two ways I say. What are they aunt lilly says. Cock I say. No we don't use fowl language at the table dad says. Lighten up patriot says. Or I just say patriot I say. Roadblock patriot says. Yeah I say. You ever figure out how to block the roads patriot says.

Of course I did I say. How are you blocking roads dad says. You know how you have your rucksacks when we are out working and they are usually empty if we find anything we'd want I say. Yeah patriot says. Come I say opening the garage door. Yay garage trip aunt lilly says. Walking to the workbench I sit at most nights and opening my rucksack and pressing the garage door opener. Okay that's good so far dad says. Patriot can you move the car just go straight to dennys house I say. This isn't going to hurt my truck right patriot says.

If you drive perfectly normal it'll be fine it's a chevy I say. Yeah a Chevy also known as a piece of shit dad says. It beats your midsubitchi I say. Hey I love that thing aunt lilly says. Aunt lilly I love you and all but I despise it I say. Looking out the door patriot gives me a thumbs up. Dad help me with this I say grabbing one end of the rucksack. I got the other side dad says. Let's set it right at the crosswalk I say. Bringing the bag to the crosswalk I set my side down and open the sack. Pull that end slowly if you would I say.

Holding the sides of the roadblock as it comes out of the sack soon as the other side hits the ground the roadblock activates going up two feet blocking the road catching my hand. You alright aunt lilly says. Yeah I'm fine just caught my hand I say. Lemme see aunt lilly says. Placing my hand in aunt lillys smaller hands she moves my hand around looking at it. Is he alright dad says. He'll be fine lester it's a hand aunt lilly says. Roadblock that's amazing patriot says. He caught his hand dad says. I'm gonna be fine I say.

I know he is les lilly will make sure of that always patriot says. Steve why do you have so much faith in the boy dad says. Lester we talked about this red can handle himself patriot says. Red aunt lilly says. It's what they called me before roadblock I say. What happened to your name aunt lilly says. No idea I say. What is your name again aunt lilly says. Think it's red I say. It's not red it's tank patriot says. His name is Leslie dad says. My name is definitely not Leslie I say. Lester I will not let you name a child Leslie much less a boy aunt lilly says.

Red how's this pack up patriot says. Push the middle down and it folds I say. So how many do you have dad says. This is the first one I wasn't sure how it'd work I say. It works perfectly aunt lilly says. It actually does how bullet resistant is it dad says. Not sure didn't get to the range yet I say. What brings you around dad says. You set up a date with your son for me Emmet says. Gotta cancel that something came up I say. Cool I should probably go talk to my dad Emmet says. Also Emmet one thing I say. What's up red Emmet says.

I'm not gay sorry man I say. Oh dear god thank you Lord I'm not either I just didn't want to hurt your feelings Emmet says. So you're into women patriot says. Yeah I am I say. That's okay we had the feeling aunt lilly says. Dad Emmet says. What doc brown says. I'm not into men neither is red what gave you that idea Emmet says. The way you look son you are wearing your sister's hair tie doc brown says. Well yeah you wear moms all the time she didn't have one for me but Edith did Emmet says. Red doc brown says.

Hey doc I say. Always thought you were a little on the into men side of life and I apologize doc brown says. Just don't let dad see my search history I say. You clear it looking up vehicle's Emmet says. Hush hush I don't need dad to know I refuse to drive the midsubitchi I say. Why are you so hateful to Roberto dad says. Lester you did not name that piece of shit Roberto patriot says. Yes I did roadblock grab this meet us at the range aunt lilly says. Alright I say. Emmet give him a hand with this doc brown says.

Yeah I can do that Emmet says. Here hold that side open I say. Like this Emmet says holding the bag open. Perfect alright now I'm gonna lift this side and you get the bag on that end I say. And go Emmet says. Lifting the side of the roadblock Emmet slides the rucksack on the side and slides it farther on setting the one side down and holding the other side up the bag is fitted over and buttoned closed. How'd you make it doc brown says. Springs cast iron and a lot of tape at first I say. What's this made of patriot says.

This in particular is made up of my favorite kind of steel aluminum and I mean titanium is there as well I say. So how heavy is it dad says. This bag is hundred something pounds I say. What if you make these interlock with each other and break down aunt lilly says. Oh come on lil he needs something that is possible to do patriot says. No it's possible but I don't have the skills to do that I say. Range time doc brown says.