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So I say. How's breakfast Emmet says. It's good thanks I say. Thank you red I worked over a hot stove to make it misses brown says. Thank you Mariana for the breakfast patriot says. You're welcome Steve your son is welcome here anytime he needs us while your on the job misses brown says. That's very nice of you Mariana aunt lilly says. Red and Emmet are close as two boys can get they run around ride bikes play baseball play jokes all the things we did when we were their age doc brown says. Steve are you even gay aunt lilly says.

No patriot says. Excuse me but what the actual fuck I say. No fowl language at the what is this the coffee table breakfast table lester says. Dinner table Emmet says. It's fine Lester his world got hit upside down doc brown says. Roadblock that's a good name for you misses brown says. Thank you ma'am I say. Steve are you sure he's your son he's to sweet and has to much manors misses brown says. That would be Lilly's doing patriot says. I'm sorry but where does lilly fit in with this doc brown says.

So patriot is my real dad and aunt lilly is my real mom and I guess Lester is just I don't know what to consider him hes cool I called him dad my entire life but he's my friend I say. Relax red I don't need you to hurt yourself trying to figure this out Lester says. Lester what do you think you should be patriot says. I'll be his friend I'll be his uncle hell I'll be his godfather lester says. Aren't you his godfather emmet says. No I'm his godmother your father is just his doctor denny is his godfather misses brown says.

How are you holding together right now I'd be crying in my room Emmet says. I stole his truck and took off with aunt lilly in the passenger seat I say. Wow thought you never left the keys around miss brown says. No I Ieave my keys everywhere in the house patriot says. You really do one time I found them on my dresser and later that day in the bathroom cabinet I say. I don't leave my keys around Lester says. We know the safe combination always changes patriot says. You put your keys in a safe aunt lilly says. Yes Lester says.

Why would you do that I'm sorry Lester but not a single person on earth wants to steal that thing and if they do it's for you to get insurance money to get a real car doc brown says. Hello denny says. Do you not believe in knocking misses brown says. Mouth open now denny says. Opening my mouth denny pulls the metal teeth out and I punch him in the stomach. Ow red denny says. Sorry force of habit I say. Let me put these in ow that really hurt Steve put these in your son's mouth denny says. Punch me I'll punch you back patriot says.

Feeling the new teeth being installed in my mouth again hating the feeling even more this time Denny has a smile on his face. Whats that look for aunt lilly says. It's carbon fiber he won't set off any metal detectors denny says. My mouth is in a lot of pain again I say. Go across the street and go to sleep patriot says. I should probably do that I say. Go on buddy if we do anything I'll let you know aunt lilly says. Alright thank you again for breakfast I say. Sleep well young one doc brown says.

You know where to find us if you need anything let us know Lester says. Oh yeah cutting torch I wanted to ask you earlier I say. Under the workbench in the cage patriot says. Sleep then play with cutting things aunt lilly says. Going back across the street I look both ways even though the speed limit is 15 miles an hour it's still best to not get run over trying to go home. Hearing a car coming I move faster to cross the street and take a look at the speeding car that's coming right at me. Diving out of the way the car honks and burns rubber speeding away.

Jackass I yell and flip the car off. Red patriot says. I'm fine I say. What happened doc brown says. Jackass tried to run me over speeding I say. Why didn't you deploy a roadblock Lester says. I don't have any on me I say. You alright aunt lilly says. Yeah I'm good I say. So how weren't you run over Emmet says. I dove and ripped up my arms I say. You'll be fine just means the ladies will find you irresistible patriot says. Today is just a mind explosion for you aunt lilly says.

I always thought patriot was and Lester were in love now I know they hated each other and he's not even gay I say. No I am I just wanted to know what you'd do patriot says. Go take a look in our room and you'll see exactly what we mean and how much we hate each other Lester says. Good night little man aunt lilly says. Good night I say and go in the house tossing my shirt on the couch and kicking off one boot on the steps and the other outside the room I jump on the bed and fall asleep.

Waking up and taking a look at the blackness of outside I go down the step and into the garage and pull a roadblock out reaching from the workbench to the end of the driveway with it. Turning the torch on and pushing down to see exactly where it starts to drop at seeing the bend that's where I start cutting going slow trying not to burn my hand. Probably should have asked where the gloves were I say. Next to the torch patriot says. Holy shit where do you come from I say. The couch patriot says.

You were sleeping on the couch instead of your bed I say. No I was watching television waiting to see if you would wake up patriot says. Yeah I woke up after hanging out for a while I say. You fell asleep looking very comfortable patriot says. I couldn't stay awake any longer it was impossible to do I say. So what are you doing patriot says. Making the roadblocks smaller than they are I say. Finish the cut we'll piss off the entire neighborhood and take a shot at it patriot says. We're on a military base they're use to it I say.

Haha atta boy patriot says. Finishing the cut and marking the floor with the fire patriot turns off the gas before I set something on fire. Get something to eat and I'll move this behind the house patriot says. I'm not very hungry I say. Alright grab that side I'll take this side patriot says. Your sure you don't want this side I say. Positive red I won't feel bad if I get burned patriot says. One two three lift I say. Carrying the piece of the roadblock behind the house neither of us need a hand to carry it but it's better to not get hurt moving it.

And we angle it like that now I'll be right back with the gun start figuring out how we can link these together cause that will help us a lot patriot says. Think I already got that figured out I say. You been working on that for a while haven't you Lester says. Les what are you doing awake this early patriot says. Smelt the torch Lester says. Is he lighting things on fire again aunt lilly says. All clear firing on patriot says and shoot at the roadblock. Steven what the fuck we already know it's bulletproof aunt lilly says.

How's it structurally look patriot says. Perfectly fine I say. Who the hell is shooting at four in the morning denny says. Steve Lester says. We are working here patriot says. Imma go cut the other part then go to sleep I say. Alright little buddy I will come say goodnight soon aunt lilly says. I'll be sleeping I say.

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