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Open the door I say knocking. You are the rudest knocker lazar says. It's cold out here I say. I know it is move rudy says and kicks denny after he opened the door. Rudy what the fuck denny says. The heat left rudy says. Come on in boys take a seat denny says. Wow you know how to clean I say. Not everyone has ocd denny says. Dude you walked on a mountain of trash two years ago lazar says. I could never come in this house I seen the doorway always kept walking I say grabbing a cookie.

Good I caught lice from his house one time lazar says. How you are bald denny says. You can get it more than your head hair rudy says. I was hungry I say putting the cookie down. Sorry kid rudy says. How'd that happen denny says. I pulled my roadblock out of dads rucksack and started to fix it and I grabbed the burning end of the welder I say. Idiot denny says. They told him check on you lazar says. How sweet denny says. Whens the game I say. Not for a while denny says. You got the chip right lazar says. Yeah I say.

Good you lose that your ass is on the line rudy says. Hanging out on the couch watching whatever this is the channel is changed. You won't like that it's a documentary about cats denny says. I'm not really an animal person I say. You might like this denny says. What is it I say. That son is a movie called fast and furious denny says. And that's john cena I'm out I say. We have an hour before the Superbowl denny says. Even then our contacts won't be here for another two hours lazar says.

Red what are the biggest wars America was a part in denny says. World war 1&2 civil war Korea cold war why am I listing these but there's the Vietnam and desert storm and desert shield I say. Missed a couple lazar says. Shut up he listed more than I care to rudy says. I know I missed some just curious if my babysitter has some knowledge and isn't just the most handful skilled maniac on the planet I say. Oh stop it your embarrassing me lazar says. Laughing at lazar I check the time. Dear god you boys are something when you get together denny says.

Boy what you talking about you are part of this rudy says. Red you got the chip lazar says. Yes I do I say. Good lazar says. You just asked him that denny says. I know lazar says. Gentlemen Hales says. Get lost max we are working denny says. Show your commanding officer respect Hales says. Okay lazar says and a door slams. Rude much rudy says. Funny coming from the only guy with rude in his name lazar says. How do you get a lazar as a name I say opening a water bottle. Be named Maryanne denny says.

Covering my mouth the water comes out of my nose and I start laughing. Definitely steves son rudy says. How's your nose denny says. Cleaned out I say. Good clean that up denny says tossing a towel to me. Is Maryanne that funny of a name for a man lazar says. Yes it is actually, your name should be something cool like anything but Maryanne I say. Dick denny says. What I like to eat at Denny's rudy says. Of course you brought that into this denny says. Beats being named Rudolph lazar says. Nah say it strange enough it's Adolf rudy says.

So say it german lazar says. Knocking on the door then Emmet takes a seat next to me. Hey man Emmet says. Hey how's it going I say. It's been rough momma isn't handling dad's loss good as you Emmet says. I still haven't gone in the basement since that day it was his office and personal area but like patriot told me we gotta put it all away so nothing ruins it I say. What if we start that with you denny says. Not today it's the Superbowl I say. Perfect he knows when to take a day off lazar says. You still offering that clown I say.

Oh you mean the half finished one on your chest lazar says. No the other one I say. Then no lazar says. Fair enough Emmet says. Don't move your getting a spider behind the ear lazar says. Why behind the ear I say. Why not rudy says. What's next a web on my bellybutton I say. Don't tempt me bro I am bored in my intelligence watching days I got nothing but time it'll be weeks before another job comes in lazar says. You know I won't stop you if you want to give me a tattoo it's not cause your a maniac more of I'm curious I say.

He put the date of 3-6-72 on my arm after I said I liked the Lakers Emmet says. That's Shaq's birthday lazar says. What about this 2-17-63 Emmet says. Micheal Jordans birthday you like the bulls I say. No I don't like them I'm a Lakers fan Emmet says. They had a good faced each other 21 times rivalry lazar says. How do you know this I say. Why do you know this rudy says. I like basketball lazar says. What about you red what's your sport Emmet says. Sure as hell isn't soccer I say. Imma say it's football you always got excited for the Superbowl denny says. You know it might be football I say.

Good thing you don't root for the jets rudy says. Seriously they haven't made a Superbowl since the 70's lazar says. That's not behind my ear I say as the tattoo gun goes on the back of my ear. Shut up and be a man lazar says. I am being a man you are just missing behind me ear by twenty years I say. Lilly is gonna hate that Emmet says. I know I say. Does she hate spiders or something rudy says. She seen one on her bed and slept on the couch for a week I say. Don't blame her arachnophobia is scary Emmet says.

He don't do spiders either denny says. I eat them for breakfast I say. Are you spiderman lazar says. Don't make me laugh you'll mess up I say. Spider red rudy says. All done lazar says. Looks good denny says. Bellybutton web time lazar says. Don't you have a artist more feminine assistant who can do that I say. Kid your choices are basically me a maniac with a ink gun or my daughter who is also a maniac with a ink gun lazar says. Does she shower I say. Your an ass lazar says and laughs. To be fair Maryanne she is cute denny says.

Right up red's alleyway if I do say so rudy says. Before we all went out I was gonna ask her out I say. You been waiting two years to ask my girl out lazar says. More like six I say. Baby girl it's dad lazar says. I know it's you my phone says dad when you call you know that right Morticia says. You remember Steve's boy and Emmet lazar says. Hi Morticia Emmet says. How's it going I say. Gentlemen Morticia says. Listen I was wondering if you would want to come over to dennys house and finish up a tattoo for red lazar says.

So Steve's son red trusts me to finish what a mad man started on his body Morticia says. Yeah lazar says and the phones hung up. Think she said no denny says. That's alright I don't mind who finishes it I say. If I do it I sign you rudy says. Pretty sure drawing a mickey mouse flipping people off is a insignia more than a signature denny says. Knocking on the door has Emmet look at me. Red answer it denny says. I'm going I say and open the door. Hey Morticia says. Hi come on in I say.