The Will

Party At The McGraws

Luke's POV:

The boys got out of the truck immediately and went inside. Caroline and I got out of the truck at a normal pace. I grabbed her hand as we walked through their from door.

"Hey hey buddy!" Tim smiled and gave me a bro-hug thing. I kissed him on the cheek sloppily and pushed him away. Caroline rolled her eyes and went out back to meet with faith. I followed her and took off my shirt before doing a cannon-ball into the pool. It splashed the boys. I returned to the surface and shook my hair out my face. I need a hair cut.

I climbed out of the pool and walked over to Caroline and Faith.

"Hey Luke." Faith smiled.

"Hey." I smiled at her. She was workin on her tan. Wearin the same black bikini that she did last year at their annual "Tim's off tour" party.

"Go help Tim grill. Or play with Til and Bo and Tate. Or go throw Kris in the pool. She just got here." Caroline suggested.

"What? Okay." I went off in search of my youngest niece. I found her in her bathing suit and shorts, and her hair pulled up in a messy floppy thang, talking to some guy in the kitchen. I put my finger on my lips to tell him not to say anything. He nodded slightly. I quickly grabbed her by the waist, threw her over my shoulder and ran outside.

Kris's POV:

Luke threw me in the pool. He threw me. Classic Luke.

I swam up to the surface of the water and caught my breath. I have Luke a death glare and looked at Aaron, the guy I was talking to. He was laughing along with Luke. I felt my cheeks turn red. I got out of the pool and went straight to Aunt Carol and Faith.

"Hey baby." Aunt Carol smiled. I half-smiled and took the half empty can of beer from her. She shook her head and rolled her eyes. I laughed and chugged the beer.

"Hey no more of that!" Luke shouted at me. I laughed and spit out what was in my mouth. He laughed at me and took the rest.

"Hey. That's mine." I scolded him.

"No that's mine." Aunt Carol stepped in. I laughed and backed down.

Luke's POV:

I drank the rest of Caroline's/Kris's beer and grabbed another one. Caroline was already tipsy. I helped Tim finish the grill and we ate. The boys were gettin a nice tan while they played in the water. Til was playing football with some of the boys. Kris was back talking to that Aaron guy again. Caroline and Faith were still goin hard on the beers and I was messing around with Tim.

************ after the party

"Yeah thanks buddy." I smiled at Tim. The party was over. Caroline was DRUNK. I got the boys in the car and went back in to get Caroline. Kris and Til already went home.

"Bye Luke. Have a good night." Faith smiled. She wasn't as hammered as Caroline, but she was still drinkin alright. I grabbed Caroline by the arm.

*A/N: okay. So I loveeee drunk people in fanfics. They make me laugh. Anyways. I have never been drunk and haven't been around many drunk people. So. I'm gonna make this as funny as possible. Not realistic, just funny. So ease up on the drunk criticism ( lukebryanisababe ) for those of you who don't know, she and I already had a talk about how unrealistic some drunk fanfic characters are**

"My mama told me not to talk to strangers." Caroline shouted at me.

"Baby I ain't a stranger. We're married!" I told her and got her in the car.

Bo and Tate started singing That's My Kinda Night. Caroline turned around and said, "Shhhh. The boys are sleeping."

"Daddy what's mommy talkin about?" Bo asked me.

"I have no idea son." I laughed and focused on the road.

"Hey what's that?!" Caroline looked out the window. There was nothing out there except a lamppost.

"Uh the lamppost?" I asked her.

"Yeah yeah. Is it that bouncy thing you see at the beginning of the movies?" She looked at it like it was some celebrity.

"Uh. Yes. The Pixar films have the bouncing lamp." I confirmed her craziness.

"Dad!" Bo said.

"What BoBo?" I asked.

"Where's Til and Kris?" Bobo asked, worriedly.

"Til rode with Krissy-Kat to the house." I told Bo. He nodded and relaxed. We got to the house and we all went out around our own part of the house. I found Kris in her room staring at a picture of me, Kelly, and Chris.

I sat down beside her and looked at the picture. "Miss your mama?" I asked.

"And Chris and you." She said softly.

"Me?" I questioned. Why did she miss me? I'm right here.

"Uncle Luke I feel like I lost you. You're always on tour, or tending to the boys, or makin love to Aunt Carol." She rambled.

"Woah woah. Makin love?" I defended my business.

"Okay well not so much that, but you're always talkin to Caroline. Jordan left. Til is always with the boys or at a friends." She sighed.

"Kristen Cheshire. What am I gonna do with you? You'll always have me here." I told her. She nodded. I side-hugged her and she started speaking.

"Remember when we went to the beach with mama and daddy, you, Chris, Caroline and Jordan?" She asked.

"Yes. That was one of the best days of my life." I smiled.

"And you pretended to be a big monster and chased Jordan, Mama, and I into the water. And you attacked Mama with a million kisses on the cheeks." Kris went through all her memories.

"That was so fun." I laughed.

"I miss her and daddy." Kris sniffled. I rubbed her back and comforted her.

After about ten more minutes I went downstairs and sat next to Caroline on the couch. "Hey baby. Whatchu doin?" I wiggled my eyebrows.

"Readin some of these crazy ass fanfictions people write about you? I swear. There is so much sex in them things." Caroline laughed.

"Seriously? Is this how my fans see me?" I sighed and rubbed my forehead.

"I guess so. Some of them are good, but a lot of them have a lot of sexual content." Caroline showed me her phone. I looked at the page ad read the rest of the "sexual content".

"Well I'll be damned. That sounds hotter than Fifty Shades of Grey." I laughed.

"Luke!" Caroline hit my shoulder.

"I'm kidding. These people make me sound like a god or somethin. Am I really that good?" I smirked at Caroline.

"No. I've had better, but you just treat me so well out of the bedroom that I had to settle for the pawn scum." She teased in a sarcastic tone.

"Ha ha ha. So funny." I poked at her sides with a straight face.

"I am aren't i?" She kissed my cheek and got up. I rolled my eyes. How do I survive with so much feminineness in my home. The worst part is, masculinity is the dominant gender in this place. The ratio is 4:2 not including Jordan.

I sighed and got up to grab my guitar. I need to clear my mind.

A/N: Lol sorry it's short. Comment every thought that went through your mind while reading this!