I opened my mailbox, hoping desperately for a Christmas card that wasn't from my mom or siblings. That's the sucky thing about this holiday. It was just a constant reminder that you didn't have any friends. I felt like Charlie Brown. Instead of being greeted with emptiness, I was instead greeted by a card. It informed me of a secret santa event. Some of my friends were involved.
Apparently, I'd gotten Jake. That was cool with me. We were in a band together, so I knew exactly what to get him. I put the card in my pocket. As I wondered back inside of my house, I wondered who got me. Who would have to try and give me something that I might like?
I flicked back on the television, searching for a cheezy holiday movie. I settled on Home Alone, ready to watch some kid make a fool of robbers. Can you imagine your whole damn family forgetting you? The movie really made light of a depressing situation. I was just getting ready to watch him put on aftershave when my doorbell rang.
I went back to the door, curious about what might sit on the other side. I was disappointed to only find a box. It was probably just a present I'd ordered for Creature. I brought it into the kitchen, leaving it on the counter while I dug through the junk drawer for scissors.
I found the scissors, and I dragged them across the top of the box, slicing through the packaging tape. Once I did that, and cut the sides, I pulled the flaps open. Inside sat a copy of The Crow on a DVD disk. Attached was a letter.
Dear Johnnie,
As your secret santa, I can't think of better way to finally reveal to you that I'm in love with you. Enjoy present number one a little early. There'll be more to come.
XOXO,
Your secret santaI looked up from the note, picking up the disk. Who was not secret santa? Who was in love with me? And multiple gifts! That's way over the top! I decided the best way to honor my secret santa would be to watch the disk.
Right now.
I walked back over to my TV, bending down to the disk player. I turned it on, and then popped the disk into it. I grabbed the remote and a blanket, laid back on the sofa, and got ready to watch my new movie.
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After the movie was over, I yawned. I stood up and stretched for a minute. I guess if my secret santa has already gotten me something, I should start my shopping now. Around this time of year, shelves empty like it's going out of style. I hung around the house in shoes because Doc Martins made me feel really fucking cool, so I didn't even need a minute to prepare myself as I walked out the door and to my car.
I was on the hunt for Jake's present. I hoped it wouldn't take all night.
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12 Nights of Christmas (Jake x Johnnie)
FanfictionEveryone gets a secret santa, even the lonely Johnnie Guilbert. He ends up stuck with the over enthusiastic and hyper romantic Jake Bateman, who seems to have no concept of 'just one gift.' #1 in Jakebateman 1.10.21