teach me | genshin impact

intro

TEACH ME
genshin daddies x fem!reader
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wherein a group of professors
have taken interest to their university program's new student teacher.

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PROFESSORS:

Zhongli Han (27)
History professor

“i do not like these...
meh-mehs... anymore„

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Y/n Liu (22)
Student professor/ Professor in training/Traditional Writing

“i can't just stop sending
melody pictures help„

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Xiao Alatus (27)
Traditional Writing

“shut up, i signed a
women protection squad
contract. i was bound to
do this shit."

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Ajax Tartaglia (25)
Literature professor

“my name is ajax,
codename childe. but
i also go by tartag—„

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Itto Arataki (26)
Creative Writing

“i am not just itto but
arataki ain't gonna give
you up never gonna
make you cry-tto!"

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Kaeya Alberich Ragnvindr (26)
Modern Drama

“and this time, i ain't
the victim. hell yeah„

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Diluc Ragnvindr (27)
Foreign Language

“and i am the one being
bullied this time. god has
forsaken me„

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Venti Barbatos (27)

“we're surrounded by
mommies and daddies.
can i be your baby?„

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Ningguang Tianquan (26)

“i only live to protect
y/n from men„

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Euthymia 'Ei' Raiden (26)

“uwu professor liu,
do wu wuv me? owo!„

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Jean Gunnhildr (26)

“oh, y/n, you're so lovely
that i wanna keep you in
my basement so bad-„

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Lisa Minci (30)

“i should've kept you
in my library, cutie„

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"why do i have to teach him?!"

"because professor alatus is not here."

"why can't you do it?!"

"i'm busy."

"i'm busy too?!"

"i truly am sorry, professor alberich."

"oh- it's fine. though i wonder sometimes how come you were accepted in this university so easily."

"cuz he didn't go through lots unlike you? HAHAHAHA!"

"because, he has a master's degree in literature and also has a doctorate degree. his records are also beyond abnormal and he's an alumnus. professor han is beyond perfection for his job!"

"those are just mere facts given by professor tartaglia- ehem- but the ending note was very unnecessary."

"speaking of unnecessary, i made us a group chat. you know... if you wanna backstab students."

"shouldn't it be the other way around..?"

"i'm afraid that isn't right, professor arataki. but i would like to be indulge with a conversation with my colleagues."

"you talk too deep, professor han."

"pardon me if it makes you uncomfortable. you might as well get used to it."

"do you even have a phone, professor han? i never seen you take out one."

"i'm afraid i do not own one at the moment."

"that's easy. ask professor tartaglia to buy you one!"

"doesn't professor han earn salary every month? why does he have to ask professor tartaglia to buy him one?"

"you're acting like he's professor han's sugar daddy."

"i don't mind, really. and stop calling me professor tartaglia. just call me childe or ajax!"

"was that nickname to make up for your lost childhood..?"

"y-yes..."

"you don't have to do him that way, professor han! geez! you and professor ragnvindr really have to drink your 'take it easy, read the atmosphere' drink!"

"you're so annoying, professor alberich."

"is there any drink like that existing in the cafeteria?"

"did someone said drinks?! i've got us some dandelion wine!"

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characters are not mine
but mihoyo's. some surnames
are made up by yours truly and
this alternative universe does
not follow the genshin lore.

lowercase intended.
thoughts = italic

very very fandom textfic

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