hahaahahahhahaaaa angy man that likes walking dogs
hCs:
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can probably name every kind of dog
The only reason he and Mint are still dating is because of that oNe tImE
Can probably rap
The girls all lOvE him buuuut guess what-
*jumps from table*
HE'S GAY
He can turn into Sans, what a guy
He and Mint are both switches so it can go from him hugging Mint to Mint starting the makeout PRETTY FAST-
He got his sword from D.E.
His hand HURTS when you get hit by it.
(Mint k n o w s)
He dyed his hair red and now it's permanent
One time they were hanging out with Espresso and Mint and Espresso basically just talked nerd shit and Red Velvet was just listening lmaoooo
This is why he doesn't really like Depresso HaHA
this is canon:
Red Velvet: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Mint Choco, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
HE WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT
"If they breath, they're a square."
"Velvet I love you but wHaT-"
Oh yeah I remember that one MCU thing but with MintVelvet:
*While planning to break in somewhere*
Mint Choco: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Red Velvet: What?
Mint Choco: "Get Help."
Red Velvet: No.
Mint Choco: C'mon, you love it!
Red Velvet: I hate it.
Mint Choco: It's great! It works every time!
Red Velvet: It's humiliating.
Mint Choco: Do you have a better plan?
Red Velvet: No.
Mint Choco: We're doing it!
Red Velvet: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Mint Choco, carrying Red Velvet: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Red Velvet at guards, knocking them out*
Mint Choco: Ahh, classic!
Red Velvet: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Mint Choco, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
CAN-FUCKING-ON
Red Velvet only dated Mint becouz vIolIn
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Alright so small clarification, PV is now with White Lily but when he was a lil more younger he did date Madeleine's mother- DATE her, not marry. But yeah, they had Madeleine, then he divorced her- BROKE UP WITH HER- and fell into the time portal, making him look wayyy younger then his actual age, hooked up with White Lily, and ye-
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FanfictionLike the title said, these are my own Cookie Run: Kingdom headcanons! Be aware that these will include ships(info inside!) Please no hating on anything in this book! Happy reading!
