CRK Headcanons!

HCS: Milk Cookie

omg the one that doesn't swear

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Milk: I have a bad feeling about this...
Ruby Choco: What do you mean?
Milk: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Ruby Choco: No?
Dark Choco: That actually explains so much.

the best family

ok if you need context

ruby choco is their kid

and she's so chaotic

Dark Choco: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Ruby Choco: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Lavender Scythe: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Milk: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

lavender scythe is ruby's gf *heart_eyes*

anyway

milk is so wholesome

he and cocoa are besties prob

milk can lift up Dark Choco and ruby he stronk

purple yam and him are still friends

Milk: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Purple Yam: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

CANON LOL

purple yam *says ten swear words*

milk *pretends to not hear*

purple yam *says smth bad about Dark Choco*

milk *now listen here you little shi-*

Purple Yam: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Milk: Yes. Absolutely.
Purple Yam: When?
Milk: When you're right.

Purple Yam: Do you want some tea?
Milk: What are the options?
Purple Yam: Yes or no.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

Madeleine and milk go out every Tuesday for yk clubs

Madeleine somehow has not introduced milk to espresso ouo

Dark Choco and espresso are friends just like them

but they play chess instead

AnYwAy-

this man is fruity lol

he's the funni dad

Dark Choco probably would have smacked ruby if it weren't for him lol

Espresso , watching Dark Choco & Milk panic : What's going on?
Madeleine: Dark Choco is having a midlife crisis and Milk is just having a crisis.

fr

Dark Choco, Milk & Espresso : *screaming*
Madeleine: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Espresso ?!
Dark Choco: Wait, why are you asking Espresso that when Milk and I are also here?
Madeleine: Because Espresso wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA LMAO

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Espresso : Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Dark Choco: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Milk: if you want information it is
Madeleine: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Milk: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Madeleine: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Dark Choco: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Espresso : I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Dark Choco: *flips the board*

LMAO I CANT-

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BYE