CRK Headcanons!

HCS:Dark Emo Choco

yes that's his full name hahahaah

anygay

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Anger issues go-

*diejidohurewejoifuiehwhruwowfhur*

Milk has to take him to a therapist!!!!

Guess who tf it is!!!

Espresso is actually friends with this man how amazing

Actually not

They're both emo and from the same kingdom LMFAO

*dances in ruby choco*

Oh yeah ruby s e c r e t l y dyes her hair and milk barely is able to stop emo from murdering her

He can lift up his fam with two hands!!!

Madeleine and him spar a lot

Once he dabbed as a dare and Ruby framed it on the wall of their house

long story short there was an earthquake

This man is so emo YALLLLLLLLLLL

HE DOES PAINT HIS NAILS BLACK AHOEUHD:EW:EOUDW

And yes the white in his hair is natrual

Pomegranate had her arm broken by him before!!!!

And Licorice had his LEG AND ARM AND NOSE broken by Emo Choco before???

yeah milk prayed to ten different gods that night

thankfully licorice was still alive

He knows two legendaries oooooooh

Has father issues-a lot of issues

(mainly because uh

he

literally

tried

to

kill

him???)

i think that uhhhh you would be pretty distant from your father if that happened

just a thought

Dark Choco: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Milk, sighing: Son, you don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Dark Choco, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

yeah probably lmao

Dark Cacao: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Dark Choco: I will politely decline.

Dark Cacao: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Dark Choco: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

ahhh the good days where dark cacao wouldn't immediately leave when emo choco entered the room

now it looks like this

Dark Choco: Dark Cacao has only knocked me out three time this week. Our father and son bond is really developing.

Dark Choco: Oh...hi...uh...didn't see you come in. You should have come by and said something.
Dark Cacao: Oh! Yeah, I...
Dark Cacao: Didn't want to bother you.
Dark Cacao: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

ssad

saddsxkwdocijded

anyway

Emo and Milk will probably get other child lmfao

and ye

bye i need to work on firewind marriage arc