Pick up lines

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I get back to club around 7:00pm after taking care of some business.

I head upstairs, finding all the boys lazing around watching TV.

I walk further into the den, spotting Masie cleaning the dishes in the kitchen.

I instantly get pissed.

"What the fuck?" I startle everyone, gesturing my hand to Masie.

No a single word is spoken, only stares directly at me. No one wants to answer me.

"What the fuck is she doing cleaning the dishes? Huh?" I ask the boys, anger evident in my tone.

"Uh she just-" Niall begins

"No, no that's not whats she's fucking here for, Masie get your shoes on, we're going" I say, chucking my bag on the floor.

"I wanted something to do, they didn't ask me to I promise" She speaks up.

"I don't care, you're not here to slave around" I explain when we get into the car.

"Lets go"

We eat dinner in silence, no one wanting to talk, I break the silence

"So.. how are you?" I ask, preparing my pickup line.

"Good" She nods.

"I didn't ask how you looked, Masie" I say, earning a laugh and a smile from her, that's gotta be a first.

I've never made her laugh since the club that night, Ive been yearning for her to laugh again. The sound of her laughter is like music to my ears.

"That was good, I'll give you that one" She nods, twirling her pasta.

"I know, I'm great" I laugh, resiting back on my chair, hands behind my head.

"I've got one, hold on"

"Go on, fire away" I nod, already smiling.

"Have you ever been arrested?"

"No actually, I haven't, not yet" I say truthfuly.

"Really? It's got to be illegal to look that good" She smirks, making me laugh.

"My turn, Uhm....shit, you're so stunning that I just forgot my pickup line" I say, feeling proud.

"That one's winning so far, that was great" She smiles.

"I'm serious though, you look beautiful, you always do" I try to be subtle.

She smiles, analyzing me, taking it all in.

"Thank you Harry, It means a lot" She Smiles.

"Anytime, Mase" I call her for short.

"Are you from tennesse?" She asks.

"No, why?"

"Because your the only ten I see" She winks, causing me to laugh again.

"Alright, alright, how bout...I think you might have something in your eye, oh hold on.. that's just a twinkle" I say, earning a cheeky grin from her.

"'That shirts very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too" She says, titlting her head.

I spit my whiskey everywhere, not expeceting that from her pretty mouth.

"Holy shit!" I say, covering my mouth and laughing.

"Good hey?" She winks.

"I'm like a rubiks cube, the more you play with me; the harder I get" I belt out, causing her to throw her head back in laughter, making me happy that she actually finds me funny and not just creepy.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants" She says, this becoming like a competition.

"Fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Gabrielle?" I say.

"Have you ever licked a rabbit between the ears?" She asks,

"Nope"

She leans back in her chair, pulls her pockets out like rabbit ears and says "Do you want to?"

I grab a piece of ice out of my whiskey glass and smash it onto the table, startling her, making a worried expression fill her stunning face.

"Now that i've broken the ice? Can you sit on my face?"

She instantly blushes and laughs, covering her lips, shaking her head.

"Hey do you wanna play war? You lay on the ground and I'll blow the fuck out of you" She says, rasing an eyebrow.

"Whats the difference between a hard on and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari" I say, covering my dick, 100% serious.

"Would you like to try an australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under" She says, winking suggestively.

"You bring a whole new meaning to the word "Edible" I say, licking my lips, causing her to bite her lip and shift in her chair. I know she's worked up.

"Really?" She says, sitting up close to the tble.

"What the fuck is a nice girl like you doing in my dirty mind" I shake my head, ridding the dirty thoughts of her in my room.

I get closer to her face, leaning in slightly.

"I don't know, you tell me?' She says, nearing my face also.

"You're on my to-do list, just thought I'd let you know" I add, now inches away from her lips.

"Is that so?" She whispers, looking down at my lips.

I can't hold it back any longer, I smash my lips to hers, making out with her over our dinner.

She holds her hair away from her food, placing a hand on my shoulder at the same time.

I pull away, grab her hand and stand up, chucking some notes on the table along with our un-finished dinner.

Hopefully I get dessert at home if you know what I mean.

We quickly rush to the car, eager to get home and get down to business.

I'm still in a little bit of shock to how she reacted to this. I never thought she'd kiss me back let alone tell me to take our action back home.

Not that I'm complaining, but maybe some things are changing.

She looks over at me when we're stopped at the traffic lights, biting her lip and undoing the top button of her shirt.

Ohhhh yesss.. It's on.

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