Keep The Film Running-Zayn Malik Fan Fiction(probably never updating again lmao)

Zayn Malik-Thanks For Your Help Boys

Sorry it's short :/ 

    How dare she slam the door the door in my face, I am (for the love of god) ZAYN FREAKING MALIK, 1/5 OF THE MOST FAMOUS BOYBAND IN THE WORLD (not to sound cocky or anything)! I need Harry's help with this girl, she's so...different from all the other girls I've had a crush on. She's not throwing herself at me, and I'm trying not to throw myself at her-not that I know of at least. Anyways, I dialed Harry's number and told him to pick me up. I'm really surprised no ones recognized  me yet. Usually I'm getting bombarded with people asking for autographs and pictures. After about 5 minutes of waiting, Harry picks me up and we drive back to our hotel.

 "Uhh, Harry?"

 "What's up Zaynie?"

 "Umm, I kinda need your advice with something."

 "What is it?"

 "Uh, so I kinda like this girl and umm, she doesn't really like me back. She kinda hates me actually."

"A girl who hates you?!? But you're One Direction, in the most famous boyband in the entire world!"

 "She didn't recognize me."

 "Didn't recognize you?!?!?! Okay, this girl doesn't look at magazines or have internet or anything."

 "Exactly what I was thinking! But, seriously, what advice do you have?"

 "Personally, I think you should first show her a magazine." I chuckled.

 "And then you need to have her meet your 4 best mates. And then...marry her!" I spit out the water that I was drinking.

 "MARRY HER?!? I JUST MET THE GIRL!"

 "Hey, you asked for my advice!"

 "Yeah, and it's the stupidest advice in the entire world."

 "Thanks man, love you too," He said sarcastically. I looked out the window and thought about what Harry said.  Marry her. Huh, that would be-Zayn! What the hell are you thinking?!? You just met the girl and now your thinking about marrying her!

"We're here," Harry said parking the car.

 "Is Liam in his hotel room?"

 "Yeah, why?"

 "Maybe he'll actually give me some good advice."

 "Hurtful!" Harry screamed while putting a hand over his heart. I simply laughed and ran inside. I went to floor 12 and knocked on Liam and Niall's hotel room.  Liam (thankfully) answered the door.

  "I need your help."

 "With what? Are you hurt? What's wrong Zayn?" I just looked at him and he calmed down and finally got the message.

 "Harry couldn't help you? What did he tell you?"

 "He told me to show her a magazine, meet you guys and then marry her. And I could tell that the next thing he was gonna say to have little babies." Liam actually fell on the ground in laughter. And is rolling around on the floor.

 "Liam! This is serious! I don't know what to do!"

 "Why don't you actually show her a magazine if she doesn't know who you are?" He said still on the floor.

  "And then what?"

  "I don't know, I don't have a ton of ladies experience."

 "What about Danielle? You're no help anyway. Where's Louis?"

  "He went out with Eleanor and Stan."

  "Ugh, I need him right now." I started to walk back to mine and Harry's hotel room.

 "Glad I could help!" Liam shouted before closing the door.  Ugh, why won't anybody help me? Well I can tell you one thing for sure. And I know this from my own advice. I will make her fall in love with me if it's the last thing I do.

Written by @katniss_luvs_1D Edited by @IBarfDoubleRainbows