Badadvice Stories

Tips from someone who only recently started using Wattpad and has only consistently been writing fiction for a year. An auto-correct dependent noob is probably not the best person to give advice. I mean, I'm not even big deal enough to hire someone for cover art. Well, now that I'm done making you pity me, here's what I'm planning on giving in this book: Random advice for newbie writers as I learn to write. Specifically, advice on how to write fiction. And I know my advice will sound counter-intuitive at times. And yes, my explanations will stink. My advice might actually only work for me! And thus, I have said more pointless words. Anyways, I hope my tips at least amuse you. Warnings: This is mostly about character creation. Sorry. I know I've been getting opinional lately so... if there's something here that leaves out other writing styles or demeans other writing styles, please notify me. I honestly don't even notice when I do this. I just wanna clarify that guys is not meant to mean only men but just all readers in general. I'm not writing this based off of knowledge and experience, as these are almost entirely brain-dumps. If there's anything in here that's wrong, please notify me so that I can correct it. Thank you. Also Note: This is my own original work and I do not allow copying, reproducing, and any other kind of use of my works by other people or organizations. Only on Wattpad. If you find this somewhere else, it is pirated.

Curse the day she fell in love with that dobe.

Zayn Malik-yes Zayn Malik from One Direction-thought that going to the movies in America would be just like back home. You buy your ticket, you get your snacks, and you watch the movie. What makes this time different? Well, he meets Katie Rosedale and that's where things go wrong. He tries to court her-some ways more gawky than others. What happens when she refuses to fall for him? More importantly, what happens when he brings the rest of the boys into this? Most importantly though, will she fall for him or will he leave the United States empty handed?

crushcrushcrush It's a song from Paramore listen to it.

Dude. it's pretty self-explanatory. Do I really need to tell you what it's about. Just read the title

It's literally what it sounds like

Just some stuff you should do when u get to highschool.

Every night I'm at my dads I will update! 'We get a little silly w it' -Maya Crimew

Random things. for example how to not get rid of bullies. Etc.......

Warning, some of this stuff isn't for the light hearted, be prepared for some criticism. Also, feel free to ask questions if make suggestions

What the title says! Sometimes political, always sarcastic, mostly stupid. Read at your own risk! The author bears no responsibility for the following: Irrational decisions, injuries (fatal or otherwise), any lost or stolen items, existential crises, being chased after by rabid hamsters, psychological trauma, or your fragile emotional state.

So, I've put together a few (or more) chapters all about the struggles of entering the teenage years. #thestruggleisreal Basically, this is a book about my struggles and obstacles and how to avoid them and junk--you know what, just read it. I ain't got time for this.

Welp, i don't know what this will be. It'll probably just be a ultimate fail. I hope you enjoy my extreme failing at giving advice. :) :p

Alexis Turnsoft is living a happy life being a wierd nobody. But then everything changes when a new boy comes to Greendale High. It turns out, he has a crush on Alexis, and another girl has a crush on him, and Alexis is starting to develop feelings for another guy. Alexis is caught in the middle of her worst nightmare : drama. Alexis isn't used to people liking her back, and she's not sure she even wants people to. Alexis then seeks help from her older brother, Alex, to help her out. But everything goes awry from there...

~This is an awfully bad story in which a not so normal girl tells advice in how to deal with difficult situations. ⚠I'm not an expert, this is just for Fun!!

Welcome to the cringe fest! Here comes the sea of raw emotions and unedited works that hopefully will be able to help you like it did me.