Technoblade oneshots

SBI cooking

Summary:                                                                                                                                                                                                       

 Wilbur, Techno and Tommy decide to make breakfast for Phil.

!Swear Warning!

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Placing his feet of the cold hardwood floor, Techno stood stretching his limbs and walking over to the door to his room, slightly pushing on the handle, Techno pushed the door open to reveal the long hallway with hardwood floor and light blue tints in the wallpaper, pictures of his family hung on said wall. 

He slid out of his room, slowly shutting the door behind him as not to alarm the rest of the household. As he walked down the hall he noticed his big brother, Wilbur's door was open, curiosity stuck him as he pushed the door open a bit wider, knocking on the wall. 

He stepped inside the room to see Wilbur in the corner of his room standing over his desk looking at something with his eyebrows furrowed together.

"Wil, are you alright?.." techno said, leaning over and placing a hand on the tall mans shoulder. This seemed to have caught him by surprise, he snapped out of his strange and looked down at Techno, nodding his head then speaking.

"Yeah, I'm alright just thinking." The man responded with a smile. Techno frowned, he knew that Wilbur was stressed, he didn't know how to help but then an idea stuck him. Grabbing Wilburs hand he strides down the Lon winding hall, down the stairs and into the kitchen. Wilbur stumbled on his feet as the shorter male let go of his hand.

Standing at the counter Techno finally spoke. "Let's make pancakes, we can make some for Phil." Even tho Phil had adopted Techno a while back now, Techno had never called him dad. 

Wilber thought for a moment before deciding 'pancakes won't hurt anyone so fuck it!' Wil smiled before nodding his head and walking to a counter to grab some ingredients.

Moments later when all the ingredients where placed out on the counter Techno and Wilbur had gone in search of Tommy, they both knew he would be somewhat mad if he had not been included, to most it didn't seem that Tommy would care but deep down he did.

Once up the stairs the brothers had knocked on Tommys door only to get a loud thud and a groan in return. Techno didn't seem fazed but Wilbur pushed the door open then doubled over attempting to hold in a laugh as not to wake Phil.

There laying on the ground was a half awake Tommy scrambling to get up as he had just fallen of the bed. After WIlbur and Techno had explained their plan to Tommy they all walked to the kitchen and unleashed hell upon each other. 

Only minutes of the three brothers being alone in a room together Wilbur and Tommy had started a fight about who was the better brother, Techno just decided to let it play out and not interfere only speaking if they where being to loud and he had to shut them up. 

After about half an hour the pancakes had been made and the kitchen was a war zone, sometime in the fight Tommy had dragged Techno in resulting in Wilbur getting put in a chokehold with Tommy trying to fight the other to with a spatula. 

Let's just say that when Wilbur accidentally pulled Technos hair, Phil was probably awake.                        You see, Techno's hair and head were very sensitive, so when Techno let out a shriek Tommy and WIlbur automatically felt guilt and fear, for it was very obvious that Techno was Phil's favourite child on honestly the favourite brother as well, Phil had most likely awoken from his 'Techno is in trouble' senses, so it wasn't a complete shock when Phil came sprinting down the stairs sword in hand.

Once Phil had entered the room all the fights and talking had immediately ended. Once Phil had saw what was going on he placed a hand up to his mouth and burst out laughing. "Are you— alright Techno?" He said while trying to catch his breath.

Techno and Wilber let go of each other, as Techno nodded. "Sorry, Techie." Wilbur said giving him a side hug, as Techno shrugged Wilbur of saying that he was fine.

Tommy placed his weapon down, grinned and walked over to phil patting his back.

"We made pancakes, for ya!" Tommy said with a smile.

"That's quite nice of you, now who's going to clean this all up.?" Phil hummed as he spoke giving Wil a look.

"I can do it. This was my idea anyway." Techno said rubbing his head, as he made a dash to the sink grabbing a cloth and some soap, but was paused when Phil spoke.

"Techno you don't have to do it alone." Phil said with a smile then continuing. "Wilbur and Tommy can help."

Two loud groans escaped the two males as they explained that they have other stuff to do. Techno then grabbed their shoulder and told Phil that he could go back to bed as the pancakes hadn't finished cooking yet. 

Once Phil left Techno said that it was fine and the two other brother could go sit down and watch a movie while he cleaned up.

I think we know why techno is the favourite.

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