The Deranged Divinity

Chapter- 4 The blue spirit

"Ha! The look on your face is priceless! Chill, it's not the hiraishin, not yet at least, it is just an electric shunshin that leaves a small trail of thunder behind." I see as the awestruck faces, which were hilarious to see, turned calmer.

Insert meme '3000 years later'

"Good to see the four of you are on time." I say with the cheerful tone nii chan always uses. "Tazuna san, I must say that I am extremely disappointed in you for hiding the fact that this might be a potential b or a-rank mission. What do you have to say for yourself before I shunshin both of us to ze Hokage's tower?"

The drunk, old man started quivering and felt cold sweat bullets run down his face. The only question in his mind was 'How did he find out?!'

"O-oh, I-I-I'm s-sorry, I-I didn't have the m-money for the higher r-ranked mission. My home village, the land of waves, is under the rule of Gatō. Gatō is a powerful shipping magnate whose shipping company, Gatō company, is actually a front for much shadier activities, such as smuggling contraband and trafficking drugs. He has taken control of the Land of Waves' shipping routes and created a monopoly by isolating the country from the outside world, preventing free sea-freighting and turning it into an impoverished, hunger-stricken country in the process. He is a very cruel man, responsible for humiliating and killing my son-in-law, Kaiza, in public for standing up to him. Kaiza's death has immensely demoralised the people of Wave, to the point that they no longer have the courage to stand up to Gatō. I for one am not one of those. I hate him and once the bridge is finished, we will escape this hell-scape. That's why it's necessary for me to get there."

"I will do this mission. It's up to the three if they want to get along. I will help you finish your bridge off as well. You three (he turned to them) This IS an a-rank mission, maybe s, maybe b. Most likely a. Tell me now whether or not you will join. Before you answer though, I am at least a hundred times stronger than Nii chan and I can make millions of clones if I wanted to (he then made about 5000 clones). I am more than capable of protecting you if things get out of hand."

"Hm (I ain't backing out now)" Duckbutt said.

"Hm (Looks like you are not that much of an emo, huh?)" I reply.

"Hm (OH SHIT! I FORGOT HE CAN UNDERSTAND ME!)!" He says. I chuckle as the other three had shivers down their spine.

"I believe you can keep us safe, Fishcake (Fishcake means Naruto in Japanese) kun." Hinata chan says. 'Oh no! Does she know?!'

"Fishcake?" I ask her.

"You see, to me, it feels weird to think of you as a teacher because you so heavily remind me of my best friend who died when he was six. He would even teach me things and in a very similar way to you at that. I used to call him Fishcake as well and, well....the swirl on your back? That looks like a Fishcake swirl. Can I call you that?" I got red but not that they would know and immediately said,

"Why not, Hinata chan? You can call me whatever you want. Also I am NOT your Sensei, I am just filling in for Nii chan. I assure you, this mission is gonna be your last with me, at least for plenty of time to come." I say as she cracked her beautiful smile.

'AAHHHH GOD, TAKE ME! I'M READY TO DIE NOW!'

"Banshee?" I ask calmly. She scowled. Of course she scowled.

"I'm sure that even an s-rank would be a cakewalk for a strong and handsome shinobi like my SASUKE KUN, he is more than capable of protecting me!" She yells out.

"Stupid Fangirl." Tazuna san, I and Duckbutt mutter together.

We start walking out of the village gates as I create a shadow clone to piggy back ride Tazuna san while we run. Of course, we weren't running full speed as it was a clone and had about 85 kgs more tacked to it but it was still faster than all of us just walking.

TIMESKIP 10 minutes

'Huh.' I think to myself as I signal the others to stop running.

"Guys, now whoever can tell me what's off right now gets one training pass or one jutsu of their choice." They looked around until I see Sasuke starting to piece it together.

"There is too much water in the air, maybe someone is planning an attack." Ok, my bad. He's not Sasuke, he's still Duckbutt.

"Wrong! Double training for you, Duckbutt." I say as he groans. 'Wow I got a reaction out of him!' I think sarcastically.

"Hinata chan? You look close to figuring it out." I ask.

"The...puddle? It h-hasn't rained in a while now. Is that right?" 'She got it!'

"Yes! As a reward, (he throws two kunai at the puddles behind him while facing the others) you get to choose! But just give me a sec." I say as I turn around to the demon brothers of the mist, ready to attack.

"Hah! GOT YOouuuuuuuuu- FU*K!!" Gōzu realised his big blunder the second he swung his poison chains at me and had a look of my face.

With wide eyes, both brothers get down to one knee and bow as they say

"Please forgive us, *beep* sama!" All of the three had wide eyes, seeing them bow to me. But then Duckbutt addressed the elephant in the room.

"Why did your name get beeped out? And was that a censor beep? What's going on? Is this normal? Did all of you hear the beep cover the sound of his name?" He asks in slight panic.

"Don't worry. That's a complex seal I placed on myself making it so that no one hears my name, when said out loud and near me. As for you two, you are not going to remember my name anymore." I say as I turn around and continue walking, eventually running while the two brothers clutched their heads and wailed in pain while falling to their knees.

"Why did he refer to you as sama?! Are you affiliated with the enemy?!" Banshee yells.

'Jeez! Why did I even ever like this person?'

"No! They are afraid of me because they are nukenin from Kirigakure! Have you heard of the blue spirit? Any of you?!" I yelled out, now getting pissed.

"N-NO.....DON'T TELL ME......y-you're the B-blue S-spirit?" Banshee yelled.

'I guess she knows, huh?'

Hi! I know, I know, I'm a stupid as*hole, I keep forgetting the schedule. I'm sorry. I will do something to be more consistent though, I will upload everyday from 7:00-11:00 pm IST. That's all I got to say so... Bye!