The Deranged Divinity

Chapter 3- It's not the Hiraishin...yet.

The next day (*beep* PoV)

"Good Morning! Your Kakashi Sensei is, as you know, in the hospital and your Kurenai sensei had to go for an important mission. Ji- I mean Hokage sama asked me to train you today so no missions, only training." I said to the three gennin in front of me.

"Y-yes s-scarfed san/H-hai" Banshee and Duckbutt replied. Hinata chan looked at them confused.

"W-why are you two so scared? We e-escorted him yesterday and he s-seems a great person with his cheer." Aww thanks Hinata chan!

"Y-you don't k-know, do y-you?" banshee whispered to her.

"You know I can hear you whisper, right? They are scared of me because I was given the title of the scarved reaper during the recent war Suna fought against Iwa. That's because I single handedly wiped out most of the Iwa forces."

"I'm not afraid of you, scarved reaper san, you don't look much older than us and you fought brutally against Enemy ninjas. I have no doubt about you and I'm s-sure you won't harm us."

"Technically I'm just a civilian and I haven't been in the village in 6 years so I have no connections with the village and I could very well hurt you but I admire your courage. Also, see? That's so much better when you stutter less, Hinata chan." I said. She immediately had a completely red face. Did I say something?

"Do you have a fever or something, Hinata chan? You are totally red." I said as I touched her forehead with the back of my hand. And she passed out. Great, now I'll have to take her somewhere where she can rest.

"Baka! Don't just call a girl 'chan' in your first real interaction!" Banshee yelled at me. Wow, that was a quick change in the nature of hers.

"What do you mean?"

"*sigh* never mind."

"So are we gonna train or just wasting time?" Duckbutt asked.

"You know what? I want to play a prank on the old man and Nii chan for 'talking' with me all day and forcing me to do this. Idea! Emo Duckbutt, you're an Uchiha, right? That means you want to learn fire type Jutsus, right? Have you ever wondered what Nii chan reads all day?" he growled at the nicknames.

"It's Sasuke Uchiha, Dobe. Yeah, I have, so what?"

"Watch your tongue, you stupid Dumba*s." I coldly say as I release like a hundredth of my KI (Killing Intent). He starts shaking in fear as his eyes have horror written in them.

'Itachi sensei, you've damaged his mental health. That's a little overboard' I think to myself.

"I'm going and burning Nii chan and the Hokage's p*rn or h*ntai, or whatever that garbage they read is." I say, back with my cheer. They have gaping holes as an excuse for a mouth. Hinata chan starts waking up.

"Ooh, you're awake! You just saved Nii chan and the old man's pride and joy...for now!"

"W-why is i-it t-that you r-remind m-me of someone? I h-have this m-massive f-feeling that I-I know you b-but I can't p-put my f-finger on it." the now awake and leaning against a tree Hinata asks.

'Guess I'll mess with them a bit!' I thought.

"Maybe you do, maybe you don't. Now that you are awake, let's get introductions out of the way. I'll go first. My name is none of your business, I like stuff and I dislike stuff, my hobbies have nothing to do with you and my future goal is classified info." I said as they all gave me weird faces and somewhere, Nii chan sneezed.