The Deranged Divinity

Chapter 2- The Scarved Reaper

At the Hokage's office once the four leave

"Hello there, Jiji." The scarved figure says.

"I beg your pardon?" The confused, old Hokage asked.

"I said hi, old man." the person replied. At this, four ANBU appear with a kunai each to his neck. The wind formed from the shunshins knocked the hood off the figure.

"I see I'm still not welcome here, I guess. I think I'll just go and live in Suna. At least they don't wanna kill me and even if the Kazekage is cold, he is welcoming."

'Wait a second! Blond spiky hair, a grey scarf, a child, It all adds up!'

"Wait! You're the Scarved Reaper, Aren't You!"

"Congrats, you cracked it. They would actually respect me for who I am and not be dunba*ses who willingly don't see the difference between a devastating bomb, filled with gunpowder and a bunch of beautiful fireworks, also filled with gunpowder. You know, the fox didn't do it from his own will." He replied deadpanned. As he said fox, the Hokage's eyes widened.

'Fox as in Kyubi (Nine tailed fox)? And he was the only one who ever called me jiji! But how? He died when he was six, right?' The hokage thought.

"N-n-n*beep* Kun?" he asked as he got a nod from the mysterious child. (You'll know why the censorship beep is there later)

"S-stand down." he ordered his ANBU and they went back to where they were hiding.

"But how? I thought you were dead! How'd you survive?" He asked, flabbergasted.

He didn't say anything and just turned around and started walking out.

"Wait!" The Hokage yelled as he rushed out of his seat to try to stop the Kyubi Jinchuriki but to his bad luck, the boy sunshined out without leaving a chakra trail to follow. The Hokage cursed under his breath as he turned, only to see the huge piles of paper work only to curse again.

*beep* PoV (HE's at the Konoha Hospital front desk)

"Hello! What can I do you for?" the receptionist asked.

"Hello! I'm here to meet Kakashi Hatake. I believe I sensed his chakra here and I came to meet him after a very long mission of mine."

"Can I please have your name?" she asked

"I cannot do that, I'm afraid. But I can promise you that Nii chan would want to see me immediately once he knows I'm here. Can you please ask him himself? I believe that he is doing well and right now, he is awake in his bed, reading his p*rn" The receptionist nervously chuckled before leading me to Nii chan's room. I enter the room to see him, true to my word, giggling like a little school girl while reading his garbage.

"Uhm Uhm, Kakashi Kun, you are supposed to be resting right now! Although you've got to let me borrow that sometime!" I say in a perfect mimicry of the perverted Hokage's voice. He dreaded looking up but when he did, he saw a boy with scarf covering half his face and a hood covering his hair.

"And who might you be?" He asked as there was very clear surprise written all over his face. He fully expected it to be the Hokage.

"Keep it, I don't want any of that trash in my system anyway, Nii chan" I made his eyes widen as I said Nii chan. Again, I was the only one who ever called him that.

"Who are you!?" he asked louder, more surprise, more suspicion and more fear.

"The one and only..." I said as I removed the scarf and hood.

"N-n*beep*?"

"*beep*!" I replied. He jumped out of his bed and he started to cry as he hugged me tight.

"Kakashi sen-" 'Oh sh*t, the banshee!' I thought as I cast a genjutsu on all of the people outside the room as a forced sleep inducer. I comforted my brother figure as he calmed down, I put my hood and scarf back on before releasing their genjutsu.

"Huh? HEY! WHY'D YOU CAST A GENJUTSU ON M-" the pink Banshee yells before realising it's the person they escorted.

"Hm." the Uchiha duck a*s head mutters.

"Hm" I reply to his profane comment.

"Hm?" he asks.

"Hm" I answer.

"What are they doing?" The useless pinkette whispers to Nii chan.

"HM?!" He says, shocked that I can speak the language of the Uchiha.

"I think they are communicating somehow." Nii chan replied.

"Really?! What'd they say!?" she whisper yells.

"The world may never know." Dfaltu replies.

"HEY! YOU LECTURED US ABOUT NOT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL FOR AN HOUR!! YOU DID IT YOURSELF!!" I yell at the stupid writer.

"EXCUSE ME! This is MY Fanfic and I get to do whatever the heck I want with it. That being said, i don't wanna be a bad example to you all so i'll leave...For now *evil giggling* *evil chuckling* *evil cackling*"

"How can we be sure that that idiot isn't gonna pull a stupid plot twist and make himself the main villain or some shit, hmm? I asked the others. They shrugged and we continued.

(Next time I write in Uchiha {my grammar in this line is perfect. Uchiha is the language name}, I will translate so don't worry.)

"WHO ARE YOU?!?" Duckbutt asks, surprising banshee and Nii san.

"All I can tell you is...I am the scarved reaper" I say as I shunshin out the room to only I know where.

Kakashi PoV

"D-did h-he just say the s-scarved reaper?" I said out loud.

"Who's the scarved Reaper, Sensei?" Sakura asked me.

"Let me tell you......

Hi! So since I'm an impatient idiot, I put out another chapter right now. I will still put tomorrow's chapter out so for the one person reading, don't worry. I hope you enjoyed and... Bye!