The decimating army crusher
An ungodly presence
The faceless god
The strongest of divinities
*scoff* So ironic. These titles bestowed...
Demon
Monster
Traitor
Murder
Stone cold beast
...upon a lonely boy who was once humiliated with such conflicti...
"*chuckles* You always make me feel good about myself, Hinata chan. Good night!" I say as I put out the candle and walk to the other side of the room where my futon was.
"Good night." She replied.
She then felt bold and slid onto Naruto's futon and Naruto embraced the opportunity by hugging her and cuddl-
"WTF?! YOU KNOW I HAVE POV RIGHTS RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?! AND IF YOU HAD TO INTERRUPT ME, MR. NARRATOR, THEN WHY TF WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
"Simple, it makes it more fun! It would be boring to read the tru-"
"AYO WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?! I LEAVE FOR THE WASHROOM FOR A SECOND AND YALL START DOING ALL THIS CRAP? I mean I want it to happen but just not so soon, you know, #naruhina and #naruhinashipper ! I want some good story building!"
"You helping me or not? You know, it's you who wrote me that OP so I can crush you so soon, you won't even realise it."
"Shut up and stop breaking the fourth wall. Now, Sayonara."
Take 2
We went to sleep.
"SEE!? I told you it'll be boring to read the truth!"
"Narrator, for the last time, shut up."
Next morning!
I stirred awake out of my bed, only to see that I was the only one still in bed. I breathed out a sigh of annoyance and then made my way to the washroom.
Quickly freshening up, I made my way into the living room. There, I see the an angelic face with the most beautiful new hairstyle
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(Ima need you to imagine Hinata's fringes like this but her {no offence to Hinata, it actually looks good on her} swanbutt her ending at the back stays the same. The squirrel hair up inplace of the hair tie on the left side. Plus the from bangs on either side of her face are shorter.)
I was, to say the least, awestruck. Unbeknownst to me, a little extra than usual blood rushed to the front of my face. Ah shit! Why did the only part of my uncovered face include my part above my nose?
"G-good morning F-Fishcake kun!"
"U-uh...a-h...G-good m-morning?"
Then that idiot-hole Duckbutt did the worst thing in the scenario.
"*imitating Naruto's coarse and worried voice* Oh, your face is all red! Are you feeling alright?"
