Reincarnated As Katherine Pierce

Dumb Bunny

*Katherine untied both Stefan and Damon and they both sat down in drawing room like normal humans, i mean vampires*

Damon: So Katherine let's get one thing clear.

Katherine: Speak up.

Damon: I hate you

Stefan: Me too

Katherine: Tell me something i don't know

Damon: But i love you more than i hate u so

Stefan: Not me tooo

Katherine: Bruh? Wtf are u trying to say?

Stefan: bruh? Katherine? Bruh? Bruh? Katherine? Bruh?

*both damon and stefan laugh while Katherine frowns*

Katherine: That's the most unfunny thing i heard today, why are u laughing along with the dumb bunny too Damon?

Damon: woah Katherine but that dumb bunny thing is the most funny thing i heard in weeks.

*This time Katherine and Damon laugh and Stefan frowns but sight of them laughing together unconditionally pisses Stefan alot but he chooses to act normal as might this moment don't last forever if Katherine chooses to do something evil again*

Stefan: I'm not a dumb bunny Miss. Pierce.

Miss Pierce? Seriously? That's what Stefan called Katherine when they first met. Is he trying to check if I'm Katherine or not? Did he get suspicious of me? Fu*k what am i supposed to do now?

Katherine: Well Stefan that was nostalgic but "Please call me Katherine".

*Stefan gazes at Katherine and comes a bit closer, reaches out his hand and cups Katherine's face*

Stefan: You do remember.

Well of course i remember because i love Katherine Pierce. Haha what am i fangirling for Katherine for if i even don't remember the first dialogue of Katherine when she finally met Stefan huh.

*Stefan moves closer to Katherine and holds her face and gazes into her eyes, Katherine feels awkward*

SNAP

*Damon pushes Stefan across the wall unemotionally, Katherine gasped*

What the hell just happened? Is he jealous that Stefan touched my face?

Stefan: What the hell Damon.

Damon: Someone's coming

*Right after Damon says that someone opens the door and enters.*

Stefan: Elena?

WTF

Elena: I'm sorry the door was open.

Cliché

Elena: But- but what's happening here Stefan? Is she?

Stefan: Katherine.

*Elena walks towards Katherine and looks at her*

Elena: Oh my god she looks exactly like me.

*Elena was completely shocked seeing Katherine who looked exactly like her i mean technically she looks exactly like Katherine but nevermind*

What the hell did she say? I look like her? Gosh she looks like me. That's why hated her the most all through the series. She's so dumb.

*Elena grabs Katherine by her collar, Katherine's loose shirt get shrinked revealing her curvy waist and flawless top, everyone looks away blushing but Elena was determined*

Elena: Are you here to hurt them again? If so dream on it I'm not gonna let u this time.

I really want to snap her head right now but if I'll do it Damon and Stefan will make assumptions that i hate her and I'm here to harm her.

Katherine: You speak too much, but i mean no harm so u better let me go before i do the same.

Damon: let go of her, Elena.

Stefan: yess please

*Elena lets go off Katherine awkwardly*

Katherine: what were you even trying to do?

Elena: i know about u

Katherine: Oh so you know that im a manipulative bitch who gets what she wants?

Elena: you know yourself better

Katherine: Aye i know that but you don't actually know me so before acting like that again with someone, get to know about them from reliable sources because everyone isn't as kind as me to let you go so so easily after what you just did.

Elena: I don't need to know that from someone like u.

Katherine: Well, who else do u need to know if not your ancestor.

Stefan: Elena, i think you need to leave.

Elena: what? Why do i have to leave Stefan she's the one who needs to get the hell out of here!

Hmmm so i really did change the plot huh

Katherine: Stefan! Don't be so rude to your lover.

*Elena says - i mean she almost shouts*

Elena: Will you stop nagging like a grandmother please?

Katherine: Gosh, of course im your great great great great great grandmother so i have all rights to nag