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Naughty At Forty

Gossips! When a child steps into this world, he or she gets a right to do many things, to have many things. Some of them at earlier age and some later. but yes everyone is born with a right to act, and one of them on which anyone can proclaim their right and need no legal papers and brain bursting stuff is Gossips. Doing gossips is a normal behavior of human. so in other words, if u r not into any gossip then my dear friend i m so sorry, you are abnormal ;-)

Well the thing is, gossip is common in nature, is highly unstable and volatile in property and reacts quickly when mixed with emotions which produces fume of rumors. The results we get are either cation (positive) or anion (negative) and sometimes neutral. So it's a highly dangerous object.

A gossip doesn't require any special place or time or rule. it can be done 24x7 in any manner in any place such as, cafe, park, school, colleges, canteens, stations, bus etc, etc. have you ever peeped into others gossips? Especially, unknown persons? Believe me you can enjoy gossips more by peeping into others rather than getting involved. I know it's a very bad manner, but as i said earlier, gossips doesn't have any special so called 'mannerism'. So friends, today m going to share with you some of my peeping into gossips experience.

To mention, approx. 85% of the India's population travels in a bus. Out of those 85% passengers, one passenger is me. Bus traveling is a live example of circus. Don't ask me how. 38 passengers capacity bus carries more than 70 passengers. And in that situation too people cannot stop themselves from gossiping. Why not? it's a born right man!!!! So let's begin with it.

Gossipy Travels

Most of the time, I travelled in a bus only. When I used to go to the school, then college and now for work. Recently I had a peep into gossip. I was seating on my usual, reserved for ladies seat, nicely enjoying the view outside the window. Not to forget, I was reading one of the story on wattpad on my mobile. As usual, the bus was crowded. People were hanging in the hanging garden of the bus. Then I heard them. The two ladies standing besides my seat were talking so loudly that every passenger in the bus could peep into their gossip. So guys you can't exactly blame me for that. And their conversation was as follows.

Lady1 : what do you think about them?

Lady2 : Can't say anything.

Lady1: But did you liked that boy?

Lady2 : Yeah, he is quite handsome and has a good paying job too.

Me : *Thinking* (I glanced at the two ladies first before thinking. And saw that both were wearing license :-o Hey you know na, what license I mean? Not a driving license. Oh God!!!! I am talking about the license their husband had put around their neck during their marriage declaring the world that they belong to them ;-) ) What the hell!!!!!!! These ladies are married and talking about a boy?????? Let's continue....... ;-)

Lady1: even I liked that boy. He is nice. The whole time I was staring at him only but he was looking down fidgeting with his fingers.

Me : *Thinking* what the f***????? Are they both planning to share him???? Poor boy!!! L

Lady2 : Yeah little shy boy. (and they both laughed)

(what kind of ladies are these man!!!!)

Lady 1 : But why did she say no then? That boy is so nice.

Me : *Thinking* Ok so they are planning to marry him to a girl they knew. And side by keeping eyes on that boy too. Poor boy!!!!!! How will he handle two aunties and one girl at a time?

Lady 2: Good she didn't say yes. Or else that poor boy would suffer. She must be having some affair with someone.

Me : *thinking* Yeah so that you both get to enjoy your forties huh?????

Lady1 : Hmmm..even I think in the same way. She must have found a very rich guy to marry. I knew from the beginning only, she would do something like this.

(Ah!!! Common dialogue. I knew it from the beginning only but didn't bother to talk about it. Are you some "antaryamis" or something?)

Lady2 : why we need to care? We will get to know about it soon. Our reporters are there na to inform us. (and again they laughed with their high pitched voice)

Then, one of the ladies cell phone rang. She picked it up. And almost yelled.

Lady on phone (lady2 I guess) : Helloooo? Yeah I am in the bus..........ah?.......yeah yeah.........yeah she is with me.............we are in the bus...in the bus.......ok..... (and then she hung up)

(she was yelling in such a way that it looked like either the person on line was having less hearing power, or she wanted all of us in the bus to know that she was too present in the bus. Aunty ji, we all know that we are in bus, no need to yell so loudly. ;-) )

Lady1 : who was it?

Lady2 : My husband.

Me : *thinking* thank god she remembered she has a husband.

Lady 1: to be frank, they both looked so nice together you know. I could see the love and affection for Sunita in his eyes.

Lady2 :yes even I noticed too. Filthy bitch she is. (hey!! swearing also doesn't require a special place)

Lady1 : Poor boy. He looked so heart broken when she rejected.

Lady2 : Don't worry, he deserves better that her. His family also seems nice. Not like these ones. Didn't you see how Sunita's mother was dressed up? Fully loaded in jewelry. All for show.

Lady1 : yeah I saw that. And didn't you hear how she said when her uncle asked about the jeans?

Jeans???

Lady2 : yeah. What was the need to put jeans pant and that sleeveless short top? No shame, no care for their esteem. Are we had gone there to fix the wedding and nice 'muhurt'. And when asked about the cloths how she says. 'This is nothing, after marriage I'll be roaming in bikini.' Oh my god, I was so embarrassed. Better she refused now only or would have made that poor son suffer.

Me : *thinking* Ok, I was wrong. It had totally miss interpreted their gossip. Even I'm feeling pity and side by happy for that poor boy. She must be really a slut. And also felt guilty for the miss interpretation. This mixture of emotions made me shift a little in discomfort which made them stop their conversation abruptly. Not in self consciousness that I was listening but this time they misinterpreted my move. They thought that I was to get down from bus whilst I still had half an hour more to reach my destined location. Poor ladies didn't move from the side of my seat for next 15 minutes in the hope that I will get down and they will get the seat. ;-)

So Guys, this was my experience and there are many more, which I will go on adding in due time. But I also want you all to share your experiences with us. The experience may not be necessary to be in the bus only. As mentioned above it can be anywhere like school, café, etc. so guys don't wait. Start writing your experiences. WELCOME TO GOSSIP TRAVELS.COM GUYS.