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My Boyfriend Says You Stink

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by virusdetected0730

Dedicated to cutesyangel

by virusdetected0730

AN : Hello friends, thanks a lot for your support and votes, hope you all enjoy this chapter J

Love

This chapter is surely going to put you in question to cry, or laugh, or run. I still remember that day clearly and each and every dialogue of the conversation.

I was in my 4th semester. In our college, the even semester like 2nd, 4th, & 6th were fun semester. Why? Let me tell you. It's because, all the fun week, inter college cultural programs, and 14 Feb; a valentine's day comes in this semester only. So, we use to have most of the lectures free or we use to bunk it saying going for dance practice and all. So one day, our class decided to bunk, and as I was the only girl in my class, I had nothing to do. All the boys from my class went for taking a puff (smoking is a trend in college. If anyone doesn't smoke, their pure soul is destroyed by forcing the cigarette into their mouth). So I made my way directly to home (Good little girl ;-) ) .

I was sitting in the bus which was going to the place where I belonged. The conductor was screaming aloud the name of the place to gather passengers. The bus wasn't full, though all the window seats had been taken while side seats were vacant. I had Samsung flip mobile in my hands but had no interesting game in that. The journey was long about 11km to my place and I had nothing to cut my time. I looked around and saw everyone was in their own world like me. I saw someone's head hanging out of the window while the man was in deep sleep. *giggles*

After some killing minutes, two girls entered into the bus and stood besides my seat. Without glancing at them I moved little to give one of them a space to seat. But the girls remained standing. "weirdos" I thought and glanced at them. I don't know how to explain their state. Their clothes were full shiny like from the period of 'Muggle Azam'. Their hair looked as if they had been lifted from their sleep and made stand in front of blower. Both looked of the age around 16 or 17. They were chatting loudly and as the bus was almost empty, well you know what it would look like.

But my mind was gathered by only one question. Why weren't they seating? Is it something wrong with me? No, that cannot be the thing. I had taken shower early in the morning. Many of my friends had been with me for whole day and no one had complained. Oh no!!!! I am in the bus. Children and all puke in the bus during travel. I hadn't checked my seat properly. I immediately checked the seat and floor for any mess. Whew! I let out a long sigh after finding my seating area clean. If it's not even that then what is the reason? I was just in my thought when my ear perked at their conversation. And after what I learnt from their conversation, the only thing I prayed to God was that "please God, don't make them seat next to me."

Girl 1 : I am so tired.

Girl 2 : even I am.

Girl 1 : I am feeling hungry. Let's get down and eat something.

Girl 2 : No the bus will leave now. Gaurish will get angry if I get down and miss my bus.

Girl 1 : Ok. But today's date was nice na. A joint date.

Girl 2 : yeah. It was fun.

Me : *thinking* Ohhhhh!!!!!! They had gone for a date with their boyfriends. That's why I guess they are so mess. Must have been a wild one ;-). But why there is need to wear such a dress o_O. and they should seat as they must be really tired ;-)

Girl 1 : what did you do?

I took a look at the girl as I heard no reply from her. On seeing her I remembered one lesson in Marathi we had learnt during school. In that a teacher had asked to draw a picture of their own imagination. One boy named 'Tatu' had drawn a Negro girl who was blushing. (no offence)

Girl 1 : Aww!!!!!!!! Your blush explains me the rest.

Me : ???????? o_O

Girl 2 : what about you?

Girl 1 : we did the same thing.

What you guys are thinking? What the f*** they are talking in bus? Arre some do talk about their makeup session openly in bus.

Girl 2 : My boyfriend told me something to...........(she trailed off)

Girl 1 : What is it?

Girl 2 : He told me to stay away from you.

Girl 1 : what? But why?

Girl 2 : he says.....you stink.

Me : *silent giggles*

Girl 1 : Oh?

Girl 2 : he says you don't take bath for days, and so you stink.