I got dumped by Michael Scott!
Thanks to Holly.
And I also said hi to Tobey.
It's not like Jim wanted to kill me cause I gave a nod to Beesley.
Don't even get me started with Kurt.
Once he realised his monkey moved on, it left him more than hurt.
Like Stanley leaving work after 5pm.
And why did Kelly Kapor slide into my private DM?
Who the fuck gave her my number?
She said it was a guy named Creed.
I thought it would be Ryan since he promised to cater her needs.
Speaking of awkwardness.
Bob's keeping Phyllis's libido colder than his refrigerators, ask E.L James.
Robert California told me that he's had many names before.
Just like Andy Bernard.
I guess Erin thought that was cute.
Till she actually got with a normal guy named Pete.
I repeat.
Erin made a right choice for once in her life.
Can't say the same about her parents.
They abandoned an angel.
Pam gave birth to 2 of em.
Kevin Malone's actually wider than 5 of them.
Approximately.
Nellie only longed to have one for herself.
Angela's baby weighed more than her.
But not as much as Jan's obsession with an innocent Michael.
Darrell's relationship statuses seem to be fragile.
I had to say it ok.
Everybody to the conference room!
I have an announcement.
That's all folks!
Meredith just gave me a wink and I don't like her new hair cut.
So I have to end this.
Not to mention that she's a mom who's a slut.
Watch out for the Scranton strangler.
And watch out for Mose Schrute.
He might be hiding in your barn.
Don't forger to vote for Oscar Martinez.
He needs to be the new senator of Scranton, if you know what I mean.
Love,
Dunder Mifflin Paper.
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PoetrySpoken word is a very wide and interesting perspective of life. So I've made this book which has all the different topics in poetry I've done before. Just like my other works. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
