while all this was happening, the red karpet event was still going on (because of the time difference), so slim jim and edday decided to go back and whil they were being broadcasted they conceived anelle 2(dos). and birthed. anelle 2 was born on the red karpet in front of everyone and the whole world started cheering. then eddie took out a ring, and the diamond was a magnet from kim's dumpy, and they got married on the red karpet. everyone cheered again. this was the first time a ginger had ever gotten married. suddenly there was a figure in the sky. "it's a bird!" "it's a plane!" "no, it's yeye." anelle 2 exclaimed with absolutely 0(cero) emotion. he was back because he was jesus. everyone knew what to do. everybody at the red karpet, which was all 8 billion people, ran to walmart and bought the most burpity chirpity soda pop in the land to EVER igsist. they gave all 453 bottles to yeye and he chugdeddy yugged all of it at once. then he roared the mightiest belch, so vulumpotuos that anelle came out of him all in one piece, and then he blashed himself back into another universe. YAY.
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edsheeran x kimkardashian
Spiritualginger meets dumpy, the rest is history. they were meant for each other. the only thing keeping them apart is her enormous dumpy its too big
