taco kaco(kim) was beating ed with yeye's weave. this went on for 6 hours. yeye stole a microphone from taylor swift and said "taylor imma let you finish but kimmy babby i still love you baba gril. you are too good for this ginger. pick me. choose me. love me." kim shoved the weave in edward's badussy(all 3 of them) and ran up to yeye. "i still love you, yeye, but i dont know if i can forgive you for eatinf my child :( (frowny face)". yeye started throwing a tantrum. him and eddy began to sword fight punch kick fight cry. they saw a light yeet down from the sky.... IT WAS NORTH EAST SOUTH WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. "my new name is up down left right. dont use my deadname anymore. (author's note: sorry for using your deadname in that last sentence :/) i am in my final form, uniform unicorn princess fairy goth tooth dead meat rock emo punk quirky cottage core goblin queen. neither yeye nor the ginger boy are jesus, it is i. stop fighting with your small pps. how about yeye, kim, and ed all get married into one big relationship. its the prophecy." yeye says no. ed is prgenat.
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edsheeran x kimkardashian
Spiritualginger meets dumpy, the rest is history. they were meant for each other. the only thing keeping them apart is her enormous dumpy its too big
