Chicken Takeout (Suicidal Deku)

1 huge bucket no make it 10 buckets of chicken drums!

A/N: Izuku POV unless said otherwise

I can't believe I didn't do this a lot earlier. This really is the solution to everything! How can they tell me that I am an abomination or bothersome! Am I not a human?

Me: *Sigh* I am sick of this world!

I am sick and tired of getting beaten up!

I am sick of getting called a bastard!

I am sick of people ignoring me!

I am sick of enduring every single day!

I am so sick of everything!

The roof was such a nice place. Until now I never been ever to a single rooftop but today was different. Today someone told me to just go and offer myself.

Me: "Go and take a swan dive and hope for a quirk in you next life!".... Kacchan you idiot!

I was crying on the roof and ready to let lose and just jump. Flying was already something I thought would be quite nice but at the moment I was just scared. Would it hurt? Would I die immediately? Would someone try and rescue me? Would people even care?

Me: *Sigh* This is my final goodbye from this godforsaken world!

There was really nothing stopping me. I was ready jump but all of the sudden my phone went off and for some reason, I thought my mom was calling me or even Kacchan. I hoped it was one of them but there was a text from an unknown number.

Me: What in the world?

Text: " 1 bucket of chicken drum to this address: ******* "

Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

Text: " make it 10! I am super hungry and hurry!"

Me Texting back: "You got the wrong number. I am not a delivery guy"

Text: " I pay you extra if you get it here :)"

Me: ... This really isn't a joke? HAH..... hahahahahah

I started laughing while being on the rooftop. There was actually a person that just stopped me from offering myself because they wanted some chicken. As if that wasn't enough, all of the sudden it started raining and I just felt like crying even more. This was the first time I really tried to kill myself and nature just hates me!

Me: *Sigh* Guess today isn't the day...

Right after I decided that and got away from the edge of the building, my phone went off and my mom was calling me.

Mom: Izu, I am just checking on you and I'll be late again. I am sorry. I know I promised to be early at home today.

Me: Don't worry mom. It's okay, there is nothing you could do.

Mom: Are you outside?

Me: I just went for a walk....

Mom: Tell me you got an umbrella with you! It's pouring outside.

Me: I know and I have don't worry.

Mom: Okay. Love you!

Me: Love you too.

Seeing as I didn't quite liked the rain and the person was starting to annoy me with all the messages saying hurry or make it in 5 minutes. Besides that my mom suddenly telling me she was late.... For some reason it made me feel happy knowing people just got the right timing to stop me from doing it and even if they wanted something from me it still did make me happy. It was the first time in my life someone asked me to do something.

Me texting back: " Fine, I'll get it as fast as I can"

Text: "Thank you! ;)"

Me: Guess I should bring them their chicken... I don't have anything else to do after all.

What I didn't expect was that when I arrived at the door completely drenched in my uniform which was also soaking wet and covered in blood since Bakugo did explode on me earlier this day. Why I decided to bring them some chicken, I don't know.

So I was in front of the door and knocked completely drenched, cold and wounded.

Me: Don't tell me they are not at home.

I knocked and nothing happened so I knocked again and this time the door was slammed open and Hawks was standing in front of me. Normally I would be soo happy but right now, I would love to get home and get a warm bath and treat these wounds. So all I did was holding my hand up with the bag of chicken.

Hawks: You okay?

Me: Just take them.

Hawks: I didn't think you would be that young.

Me: You want them or not?

Hawks: Is that blood running down your hand?

Me: Nope, now you want them or not?

Hawks: I am pretty sure this is blood.

Me: Listen, I don't have all-aaahhhh!

He grabbed my hand and pulled me in his apartment before his feathers started to kinda pick me up and place me on his couch.

Me: This is really unnecessary and kidnapping! I'll leave you got your chicken now.

I was about to stand up but a feather made me fall right back down on my ass onto the couch.

Hawks: Nope. You are clearly hurt and drenched! Kid, are you parents abusing you?

Me: Nope, I have a loving mother at home who is by the way worried sick. Now can I go?!

Hawks: Still nope. Let me at least have a look at your wounds!

Me: Fine, you didn't leave me a choice.

I pulled out my phone and dialed 911. All the while Hawks looked at me in confusion.

911: 911 What's the emergency?

Me: Ah yeah, I was kidnap-

Before I could say even more, Hawks snatched my phone from my hand and looked at me angrily.

Hawks: Pro hero Hawks here, hero license number xxxxx-xxx. I have everything under control.

After that he ended the call and threw the phone back at me.

Hawks: Not cool! Are you out of your mind!

Me: So is you keeping me here and yes probably. No 100%.

Hawks: Ohh god! I am not payed to deal with kids.

Me: No one asked you. In fact, you ow me for the chicken but you know what let me go and they are on me.

Hawks: Not gonna happen. What's your name kid?

Me: Adolf Hitler.

Hawks: .... you think I am stupid?

Me: So the rumors of you having a bird brain is false huh... well it was certainly worth a try.

Hawks: ..... you know what, just leave. Here you go the money and the extra.

Me: Ohh my thank you and have a nice day.

Just like that I bowed to him before standing up from the couch and leaving the building.

Me: What a strange hero.... well couldn't be stranger since he was basically trained or more like tortured as a kid for years by the hero commission. I wonder if he knows his own name. Keigo... it does sounds nice and totally like KFC... Keigo's Freid Chicken... welp better get home now.

Little did I know that he attached and hid a small feather of his in my school uniform and was actually tracking me down... But I was soon too find out.