Danganronpa ONESHOTS (requests){read desc.}

Kaito x Shuichi (A)

Love Suite

(Let's pretend that this love suite was real because this is fanfiction)

Shuichi and Kaito were running in the rain, trying desperately to find a place to sleep.

"Haah, can you, haaah, see anything up ahead!?" Shuichi asked out of breath.

"Well yeah but, you're not gonna like it," Kaito said, feeling just fine, as he was more athletically blessed than Shuichi. The place he was talking about was a love hotel. Kaito was looking forward to spending the night in one with Shuichi, but Kaito didn't know if he felt the same.

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"Oh yikes, we only have one room left. It is White Day after all. I'm sorry, were you two both waiting for a lady friend?"
The receptionist asked before either of them had even said anything. Kaito looked at Shuichi and smiled nervously.
"Uh no we were actually just looking for a place to get out of the rain." Shuichi said.
"(Gasp!) how could you say such a thing!? And on our wedding day!" Kaito yelled dramatically as he put a hand over his forehead. He got a chuckle out of Shuichi and the receptionist.

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Kaito was using the hotel's hair blow dryer to dry his whole body. Shuichi was taking a warm shower in fear of getting that new sickness that's going around called, "the despair disease".
(Cuz Japanese think that you get a cold just from being cold. Like that's not how it works bud. Being cold just weakens your immune system, but it isn't actually the cause of the sickness.)
Shuichi got out of the shower and realized there were no towels.
'What the hell kind of service is this?' He thought. "Hey Kaito? Can you hand me back my clothes? They don't have any towels left," Shuichi called out.
"What? You wanna put your wet clothes back on?" Kaito asked.
"W-well..."
"Don't worry about it. We're both guys, it's fine if I see you naked." Kaito saying that made Shuichi blush.
'We may both be guys but I'd rather not sleep naked next to one. Especially when we're not dating.' Shuichi thought.
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He decided to just wear his boxers. Shuichi stepped out of the bathroom and found Kaito rummaging through the drawers.
"Damn, they've got everything. Condoms, dildos, vibrators, flesh-lights, buttplugs, and... I don't know what this is," Kaito held up something that looked like a super-sized necklace.

"Those are anal beads." Shuichi said. Kaito became surprised. Shuichi mentally slapped himself for saying that out loud.
"Don't ask..." Shuichi said while looking away with a blush.
"Oooh lemme guess, someone had to explain it to you while you were investigating their house?" Kaito guessed. Shuichi just laughed and nodded in response. Of course, since Kaito is bisexual, he assumed Shuichi was lying.

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Shuichi was sound asleep according to Kaito. Kaito turned over and stared at Shuichi longingly. He looked at Shuichi's exposed neck and upper back. He reached forward and touched Shuichi's spine. Kaito quickly recoiled when he heard Shuichi take a big breath in his sleep.
"(Sigh) everything about you is beautiful," Kaito whispered. He decided to get bold: he wrapped an arm around Shuichi and spooned him. 'Eeeeee! Wait, why am I thinking like a girl?' Kaito thought. Just then, he heard Shuichi start to sleep-talk.

"Mmmyou're silly..." He mumbled. Shuichi's arm moved in a rag-doll way, and touched Kaito's arm. Kaito blushed at the contact. "I luv yooou, Kokisshi..."
Kaito's heart stopped. There were butterflies in his stomach, and they weren't the good kind. (I guess he had like moths or something) He slowly brought his arm back. He stared up at the ceiling, an expressionless face. He lay flat on his back, contemplating life.
"I guess this room isn't gonna serve its purpose..."