Danganronpa ONESHOTS (requests){read desc.}

Kaito x Shuichi (FS)

(Picture is by me)

Birthday

Shuichi was feeling so nervous. He had forgotten Kaito's birthday, and he only realized he'd forgotten 2 days later. Some detective he was.
'That must've been the reason he was bummed out the other day' Shuichi thought. 'Ulg I'm such an idiot... Although, isn't it kinda weird for a grown man to be sad about people forgetting his birthday?'
Shuichi was trying desperately to think of a gift, but him and Kaito had JUST started dating. So he didn't know all that much about Kaito other than he likes outerspace.

Shuichi was trying to think, what's a gift that anyone would like?

"C'mon think, what's something that any lover would like... Maybe, a bath together? Dinner? Or maybe... me?" Shuichi fell on the couch face first from embarrassment. "Nah, no way. He'd think I'm just some egotistical asshole if I gave myself as a gift." Shuichi concluded. "I'm so glad no one's here to hear me talk to myself."

BAM!

"Ah!" Shuichi yelped.

"Good morning emo!" She yelled. Shuichi looked up to see that it was Kaede. "I brought your Wii back," she said as she closed the door behind her. "I finally finished Twilight Princess. That stupid giant hand part kept messing me up."

"Well thanks for scaring the life outta me..." Shuichi said sarcastically. Kaede started laughing.

"Haha, sorry did I wake you up? You look like you were taking a nap," Kaede said. Shuichi realized he was still on the couch.

"Uh, no I was just sulking but, actually I'm glad you're here." Shuichi said

"Oh? Why, you struggling with math?"

"Uhh no, not this time. Actually I forgot to give Kaito a gift and since you knew him before me, I was hoping you could help me think of one to give him? I kinda forgot his birthday."

"...Hmm... I mean, Kaito isn't really a materialistic person, surprisingly, so I think you should just do something for him instead."

'So he has a super flashy fashion sense but he's not materialistic?... Aiight...' Shuichi thought. "Well, what should I 'do' for him then?" He asked, but Kaede simply chuckled.

"Well that's for you to decide, emo," She said. "Personally I don't think the gift will be yours if it was an idea from me. It's like 'hey I did this thing for your birthday! It was Kaede's idea' you know? I mean it'd basically be my gift at that point, like what are you, a plagiarist-?"

"Okay, I get the point! I won't... bug you anymore about it," Shuichi said as he scratched the back of his neck. Kaede smiled, picked up the empty bag she was carrying Shuichi's Wii stuff in, and walked towards the door. "Wha- hey wait! I didn't mean to yell at you, I'm sorry-"

"Pfft, no Shuichi I'm fine. I'm not a child. I just wasn't planning on staying for long. I got a date with Piano Class! I get to teach little 6 year olds, ahh they're so cute! Reminds me of when I was a kid... Anyway, good luck with that gift! Bye bye emo!" Kaede said as she closed the door softer than she opened it earlier.

Shuichi was alone once again. He fell back onto the couch, now trying to think of what exactly he could "do" as a gift.

He couldn't cook to save his life.
The bath is too small for the both of them.
A movie is not quality time if you're just there to watch and not talk.
"Maybe I should just give him... me," Shuichi internally cringed, which only came out externally as an eye twitch. "I mean, he was the one that asked if we could start dating... So... he would want me right?"