Danganronpa ONESHOTS (requests){read desc.}

Kaito x Shuichi (S)

Requested by: @cocobeanlgbtq

Somebody order a pizza?

'This is sooo embarrassing!' Shuichi thought. Him and Kaito decided to check out a gay bar ONE time, and where did they end up? At a filming set. But not just any filming set; this one was specifically made for filming...
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pornos.

When they were at the gay bar, some guy came up to them and told them that they were the hottest couple he had ever seen. And he asked if they wanted to shoot a gay porno. Shuichi was very suspicious of course, but Kaito was all for it.
Shuichi complained to Kaito that he thought it was too sus, but Kaito reassured him that if even the slightest sus thing happens, they'll bail. He really wanted Shuichi to come out of his comfort zone. (Although having sex in front of people is a little too far out of the zone.)

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They arrived at the set, it was just one room with the illusion that there was more to it. With a front door.

"Alright, we're gonna be filming a pizza delivery porno!" The director said.

"...Aiight, imma head out-" Shuichi turned towards the exit but was stopped by Kaito.

"Nope." Kaito said. Shuichi groaned with disappointment. The director chuckled in amusement.

"Haha, yeah I know, very cliche. But that's the fun part, we wanted to use one of the classics, but make it gay~" The director said.

"Please Shuichi, honestly I just need the money for a selfish reason, and I'll tell you about it later, but please do this for me?" Kaito begged, clasping Shuichi's hands.
Shuichi looked around and saw some camerawomen quickly look away once he caught their curious eyes.

"..... (Siiigh)... fine.." Shuichi consented.

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Pizza Guy: Kaito Momota
House Owner: Shuichi Saihara

{After many... many rehearsals:}
The pizza guy knocked on the little gay boy's door. The little gay boy opened it.
"Someone order a large sausage pizza?" The pizza guy asked.

"Oh thank goodness you're here, I've been sooooo hungryyUH," the gay boy responded. (Shuichi cringed inside. Not to mention he half-assed his line. Although all acting in pornos are horrible.)

"Heh alright, we'll that'll be 12 dollars." The pizza guy said. The gay boy touched his pockets.

"Oh no... hold on, I think I might've left my wallet somewhere, I'll be baaackUh," the gay boy walked somewhere in his house. The pizza guy awkwardly looked around.
(Kaito was trying his best not to laugh, so he turned away from the camera every time he felt like a smile was coming on.)
"Ooohh my goood, I can't find my moneyyyyUh, I am sooo sorry!"

"Oh yikes, that's too bad. I guess I'll just leave then. Have a good rest of your afternoon-"

"Wait..." The gay boy pinched a piece of the pizza guy's clothing. "I have... other ways to pay you..."

(Blah blah, skip skip I'm a lazy fucker)
(I'm also just gonna use their names since it's on the smut part now)

Kaito lifted Shuichi up and plopped him on the bed. "Looks like you've been a bad boy, making me drive all the way out here, just for you not to have money. Now it's time for punishment," Kaito cracked his knuckles as he stood above Shuichi. Shuichi smiled nervously, and glanced a couple of times at the camera. They had only rehearsed the scene before this many times, but obviously they hadn't rehearsed the sex scene yet.