Danganronpa ONESHOTS (requests){read desc.}

Rantaro x Kokichi (AS)

(Title originally said "SA" but I later realized what that looked like so I changed it.
It means Angst Smut)

Requested by: @cocobeanlgbtq

TRIGGER WARNING⚠️
SENSITIVE CONTENT ⚠️

Two Liars on a Wire

"Such a bland party..." Rantaro said as he sat on the host's couch, resting his head on his hand on the armrest. 'Just like any other party. A bunch of people pretending to like and know each other, a few vomiting from the alcohol, and of course, a couple making out in the corner.' Rantaro thought.

"Hey, stranger!" A voice called out to Rantaro's right ear. He blinked a couple of times, then turned his head to see who it was. "Lost in thought, aye? Can't relate, since I always blurt out exactly what's on my mind all the time! Haha! People love me..." The purple-haired guy said.

"Oh, it's you, the compulsive liar," Rantaro said. 'Although I'm one to talk, I hide my feelings too, just in a normal way.'

"Compulsive liar? Hah! Whatever do you mean? I am the holiest of the holy saints, who un-ironically has a hole perfectly fit for penetration!" He said, with raising eyebrows.

".....Riiight... You're Kokichi Ouma correct?"
Rantaro asked.

'What's with the formal wording?' Kokichi wondered. "Eeeyup! That's me, the Ultimate Supreme Leader!" Kokichi said, proudly.

"Pfft, alright Kim Jong Un, what exactly are you the leader of?" Rantaro asked.

"I am the leader of a mass criminal organization, whose only purpose is to wreak havoc and spread despair all over the world. Our goal is to create a world that's filled with nothing but bleak darkness, destructive chaos, and melancholy..." Kokichi answered.

Rantaro's eyes were slightly wider.
"Woah, are you in the drama club?" He asked. Kokichi's evil expression was instantly replaced with confusion. "Musta taken a while to memorize that monologue from the anime, Danganronpa." He said casually as he poured himself a third shot of vodka. Kokichi felt disappointed but slightly relieved in a way, that someone so confidently saw through him without second guessing themself.

"Heh, takes a liar to know one I guess," Kokichi mumbled.

"Hm?" Rantaro questioned.

"Hey, how bout me and you ditch this party, and go do something Not Safe For Work?" Kokichi offered his hand. Rantaro looked at Kokichi's lustful eyes, and he couldn't tell if it was his drunk urges, but he took Kokichi's hand. "Oh yeah, you're Ranaro Mommy right?" Kokichi asked, "that's one hell of a last name!"

"Well, too bad it isn't mine. Cuz my name is actually Rantaro Amami, A-m-a-m-i." He corrected.

"The Ultimate?"

"...Nothing, I don't have a talent."

"Takes a liar to know one, Mami. But if you don't want me to know just yet, then that's fine. But I better be the first one you tell it to, or else this relationship is off!" Kokichi said, dramatically. Rantaro was too drunk and tired to question it. 'Besides, there's no way in hell little miss "extravagant" would invite a normie to her party.' Kokichi thought.
They were quiet the rest of the journey looking for a free room in this big ass Ludenberg castle.
(Although it was more like a mansion.)
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They already had their clothes off. "Alright, someone's gotta say the elephant in the room... this prop dungeon ironically looks like a sex dungeon," Kokichi said. Rantaro started laughing.