𝐿𝐼𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸 ✩ BSD Oneshots and Scenarios

𝟷. 𝙽𝙸𝙺𝙾𝙻𝙰𝙸 - 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂

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•definitely uses his ability to scare the shit out of you

•let's not forget that one time he put his coat around you to keep you warm in the cold and you fell into it and disappeared. that was the day he forgot he had a ability and he freaked tf out

•ALWAYS begging for attention literally attention king

•cant cook. don't let him. please.

•that one time he did cook he burnt the house down. excuse? fire is tempting, yes he caught on fire and ran around the house screaming like a kid who didn't get the choccy cereal at the store

•he likes to either be in the shopping cart or riding it like a scooter

•sometimes you truly see why he's a terrorist i don't think i need to elaborate

•if you had an ability similar to his where you can teleport what you touch on command he would bug you like "y/n can you teleport sigma 🥺" or himself or some random object and every time you do it he looks at you with starry eyes

•since his hands are bigger than yours he likes to hold both of them in his hand and warm them (between his thigh-)

•did try to decorate the bathtub with a toaster, please watch him

•likes doing those games and quizzes with you yk

•he also gives you those weird human facts that you wished you never have known

•MANZ DEMANDS CUDDLES

•threatened to stab you once because you refused to take him to a circus

•big spoons you <3

•DEFINITELY uses the emoticons when texting you; ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

•would start talking like master oogway sometimes and it would freak you out

•he would randomly grab you and waltz around the room

•bought you a rat once

•he fed it a chocolate donut and it straight up died

•he was depressed.

•he named it fyodor but fyodor himself didn't like it

•"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU DO YOU LOVE ME"

•sometimes he would put his hat on your head since he thinks it's cute

•oh he loves your body (don't shame yourselves i'll literally fly to you and drown you >:( in compliments of course.)

•he loves resting his hands on your hips

•definitely calls you "Lialechka"

•erm the last time you guys were about to do it he pulled down his pants only to reveal spongebob boxers 😩
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round one of nickelback headcanons done ✔️
i'm terribly sorry if you cried reading one of these.
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