𝐿𝐼𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸 ✩ BSD Oneshots and Scenarios

𝟷. 𝙲𝙷𝚄𝚄𝚈𝙰 - 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂

mwah
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• SHORT KING, he's like a lil Chihuahua when u make fun of his height. it's hilarious

• "IM STILL GROWING" sir you're 22 sit the fuck down

• actually has mentioned leg extension surgery and it absolutely terrified you, tf is that literally

• LOVE WEARING HIS HATS bro also loves seeing you wear 'em and has the audacity to tell you it looks cute.

• he smokes and i dunno how many of you find that attractive so

• absolutely hates when you bring up anything to do with dazai he will literally pummel you into the ground if u even so mention his name. ( he wont 🫶 )

• give him cringe nicknames until he says sum about it cus he gets embarrassed easily and it's funny as shit.

• both small and big spoon CANT CHANGE MY MIND sometimes bro wanna be loved

• i dunno tbh i see him listening to artic monkeys ( this was just a random thought )

• i feel like he also has played guitar before like, it was a "phase" like bro

• LOVES taking you out on dates and shopping sprees, HE LOADED WITH MONEY FR I MEAN BRO JUST THINK ABT IT HONESTLY

• definitely has tried to convince you to get a dog without saying anything if yk what i mean. like he's hinted at it but doesn't want to say it directly.

• literally loves any physical touch, hug him, cuddle him.

• always greet him with a kiss it's his favorite thing ever, if u forget one day he will literally whine about it or slightly ignore you

• loves movie nights, just chillin on the sofa with his favorite person is enough

• dazai has interrupted a movie night before, shit was thrown ( literally )

• you legit just watched bc bro these grown men be wild

• get a room

• he prolly has a lil lice colony in that beautiful ginger mop 😍😍

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WE GOT OUR 3 SECONDS OF CHUUYA IN THE TRAILER YOOOOOO AND SIGMA OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING

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