Once upon a time, there was a little Chris, named Hippo.
Not a hippo named Chris, but a Chris named Hippo.
You're probably wondering, what is a Chris? I'll tell you. A Chris is a type of whale. It is the most deadly and rare type of whale there is.
It's rare because there is no other animal like this.
It's deadly 'cause it's the most hideous thing you'll ever see in your whole life.
A Chris has the hairiest and thickest eyebrows that any creature can possibly have. It's small eyes are the windows that show you a Chris' pure, black soul. It has a big nose with ever flowing liquid coming out if it. Small hairs dot underneath the gargantuan nose. It flashes a grin that Hippo might think is sexy, but to us, it is the most horrifying thing ever.
Indeed, a Chris is the most deadly and dangerous animal there is.
So what is the story you ask?
One day, Hippo tried to hit on someone younger than him.
He really did try his hardest, but he was a fail. The poor girl was disgusted by his ugly face. She stared at Hippo in horror and said, "Go away Carl!"
Hippo was extremely disappointed it. First of all, it was Chris, not Carl.
Secondly, his name was Hippo, not even Chris! I already told you before, it was Hippo the Chris, not Chris the hippo.
"Get your facts straight woman!!" Hippo yelled in disgust. "It's Chris, not Carl! And my name is Hippo!"
And with that, the hideous whale swam away.
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