Based on a true story.....
Kit Kats Eating Poop
One fine day, a group of 7th graders trudged through the mountains, laden with bright orange backpacks and bright red sweatshirts. In front of them, dressed in red, was a giant Kit Kat.
"Now listen here kids," it said with a weird accent. "This here, is a sugar pine, with ginormously long pine cones."
The Kit Kat leaned over and picked up a misshapen cone about the size of a person's arm.
"Woah...." the group chorused with their big mouths hung wide open.
Suddenly, loud coughing was heard, disturbing the peaceful silence.
"What happened?" Kit Kat roared and swung her arms around frantically as if warding off a bear.
"Sorry, a fly just flew into my big mouth," a stupid looking boy said meekly and spat a small black lump onto the ground.
Everyone drew back in disgust.
"Now, now kids, let's continue," Kit Kat smiled, but everyone saw the fleeting look of contempt it shot at the boy.
The miserable and bored group continued on until they entered a clearing where Kit Kat nearly split herself in two.
"OH MY GODDDDDD LOOOOK!" it said and pointed at the ground. "IT'S SCAT!"
"What's scat?" someone asked.
"It's shit, but we don't allow potty mouths here, so it's scat," Kit Kat said and picked it up.
"Now kids, look here, I always enjoy a good poop since people say I'm made out of it," Kit Kat says while pointing at her chocolate. "It tastes good too."
All of the kids gasped in horror as it popped the scat into its mouth and began chewing. It was nasty even then, but someone actually threw up when it swallowed the poop with a small grimace. No one said anything and just stared at it in horror. Everyone ran up to it and started to ask if it was feeling fine and trying to get her to cough it back up. Kit Kat's cookies began to crack when she finally yelled for us to stop.
"It's a brownie! It's a brownie!" Kit Kat yelled and tried to pick up her cookies.
Everything stopped as the 7th graders looked at her.
"WHAT?" they roared and started chasing Kit Kat.
That was the end of Kit Kat and the brownie scat.
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De TodoThis stories you will read are completely random stories we right when we have writer's block or just for fun. They're pretty stupid; one even involves Obama exiling people. You'll probably like the stories though. So enjoy!
