(This chapter is just small-)
3rd pov cuz it's best
Scaramouche was asleep on the floor since Kazuha was annoying him. But it took a while for Scaramouche to wake up. Until he FINALLY did. Took eternity.
"Mm..that was a terrible sleep.." he groaned like normal.
"And its BECAUSE YOU" he suddenly formed his hand into chopping position and beat his face.
"AGrh-" Kazuha screamed.
"Ow, What did I do to you Scaramouche? Should I give you attention or somethin?"
"Uhh, no.. " he responded.
"I'm sorry what?"
"N..nothing?"
"Hmph- okay dude"
Scaramouche sat there embarrassed at the lie he just made.
"W-"
"Hm?" Kazuha said quick.
"nothing.."
"Okay.. "
The situation between these two was awfully awkward, so to change the topic Scaramouche told a joke.
"What do you call a white haired boy with anemo powers?"
He said
"Ayo w- nevermind, what?" Kazuha asked.
"Kazuha.."
". . ."
"That joke was BAD"
Kazuha said sticking his tongue out.
"I've got one for you Scara"
//Scaramouche mind//
Did he just call me Scara?? That's kinda su-
//back to reality//
"Helloooo, teyvat to Scara? I said I have a joke for you!" Kazuha said.
"Ah yeah sorry, say it"
"What do I call a pretty good-looking electro boy for?"
"What..."
"Mine"
"..."
"You dont like the joke??" Kazuha asked.
"Have you been smoking on naku weed perhaps?? If so.."
"I dont need a man anyways" scaramouche stated
"Damn, that lie hurt me scara"
"IT WAS NOT A LIE DAMMIT IT WAS THE TRUTH" he blushed a tiny bit.
"Just confess fatui Harb-"
"NA-"
"stop shouting, remember when I bailed you out of the Tenryou commission? While you were gone, I heard they were looking for you. So dont scream" Kazuha said.
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Local assistant
Fanfiction[UPDATED CHAPTERS] 2024 *scaramouche is bottom in this story and kazuha is top *kazuha has scaramouche as an assistant as a punishment *this contains fluff, angst, blood, cutting, swearing (censored), no smut *kazuha is 18 and so is scaramouche *bas...
