Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fanfic - This Is My Life

Chapter 1

Mom bought cheap avocados for me. But it turned out they were unripe. And too gross to eat. She convinced me to eat a second one, another day, but it was still too gross to eat. So Rodrick used them for a hair wrap. He had the avocados in his hair for the night, under a hair towel. Until he went to sleep. Mom asked me if I wanted to do the same thing, but I said "no". It would feel too sticky...

Rodrick borrowed my backpack to school for a while, and he got increased grades. Mom said that it was because my black backpack looked better than his own, the golden backpack. But he didn't believe her. He laughed at her, and she laughed back. So she meant it as a joke.

When Rodrick was younger, he had a nightmare a few times. He was chased by a cat with two legs. Rodrick and mom was in an apartment that they didn't live in, that was very high, 70 floors. It was night and sunset. An orange cat came running through the window. He saw that the cat was inside. The cat had thick black glasses. Rodrick thought it was cute but the cat ran around in a circle ten times, very fast, then when the cat stopped, he saw the cat only had two legs. He told it to mom before the cat stopped and she thought it was cute too. The cat grew to a blue, very big creature that didn't look like a human or a cat. It grew up to the roof. Then, he had a son with him, that was a small version of the big cat. Then, he woke up.

Another dream he had, was that he and strangers in his age had swimming school, and the teacher came in, but it was the big cat. It was just Rodrick that was scared. He hid under the water, and almost drowned. He almost died. Then, the teacher went away and Rodrick got up from the water. And Rodrick woke up.

And when I was younger, I had a nightmare. More than one, actually. But I'm going to tell you the scariest nightmare. I was at an amusement park with my mom. But it was an evil robot copy of me there, and I didn't know it. He looked and talked exactly like me. When me and my mom lost each other, she thought that he was me. They couldn't see me, but I could see them. Later at night, I saw him and my mom in my house. I knew that he was evil, because he stared at me, and the eyes turned into robot eyes. The clock was spinning fast, and suddenly I was laying in the grass. I started to cry and roll around in the grass. Then, I woke up, screaming.

Let's talk about something funnier. One time, dad hypnotized mom so she thought that she was on a beach. It was warm and sunny. But when she woke up, it was cold. And now the funniest: She says she doesn't belive in hypnosis. She just thinks that she had good empathy.