2 - Fire!!

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***blonde joke and I have nothing against blondes it's just a joke. I will say blonde joke before them though***

There were 3 girls that got captured. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were to be executed in he morning. They would say,"Ready.....Aim........Fire!!!!!!" And then kill them. The redhead went first. She smiled, having an idea. The capturers said ,"Ready....aim.......--" "TORNADO!!!!" The read head yelled. The guys looked around and she escaped. The brunette went next. They said,"Ready.....aim....-"EARTHQUAKE" the brunette yelled. The men looked around and she escaped. The blonde, realizing what they were doing, came up with what she would say. They said,"Ready......aim.....--"FIRE"
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