91. My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
92. Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
93. Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
94. I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
95. What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
96. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
97. How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
98. What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
99. We never knew he was a drunk until he showed up to work sober.
100. Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
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HumorFunny jokes to cheer you up and get you to laugh---maybe----if your a normal person-- If not..........read and find out if you laugh :3 this is from forever ago and really bad pleaaase don't think this (the above description) is my personality. Upd...
