81. How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
82. What do your boss and a slinky have in common? -- They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
83. When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!
84. If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it?
85. Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack!
86. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? -- Shine a light into her ear.
87. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
88. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
89. I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
90. I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.
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1000 jokes to make you laugh
HumorFunny jokes to cheer you up and get you to laugh---maybe----if your a normal person-- If not..........read and find out if you laugh :3 this is from forever ago and really bad pleaaase don't think this (the above description) is my personality. Upd...
