The Portal masters favorite.

Chapter Eight

[Cut scene dialog]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YES!!" I shouted out, inside the Traptanium weapon. "Here it is Glumshanks! and it's mine! all mine!" I shouted before walking inside the Traptanium glass "Wait! Lord Kaos! Don't go in there!" that idiot glumshanks yelled to me "That much stinkacity is dangerous!" I growled at him "Nonsense fool! That golden queen only got it half right! Traptanium is the ultimate power source!" I began walking over the 10,000-year-old cheese "But it has a much different effect on a dark portal master."

"By absorbing its power, it will make me; KAAAOOSSSSS Truely unstoppable, HAHAHAH!" walking over to the wheel, I began cranking it, allowing the smell of the aged cheese to fill the room, I began gagging and stumbling dizzy over to the glass where Glumshanks was "AUGH! The smell is horrible!" I gagged plugging my nose, as I became rather dizzy and fell to the floor unconscious. "Sir! Sir! Are you alright?!" I slowly rose to my feet once again, now a patchy purple color "Uh, Lord Kaos?" Glumshanks asked nervous "This is absolutely incredible! I see everything now!" I laughed, jumping on the small ledge inside the glass containment "Finally I have the power to do something I never could before!"

"For me to conquer Skylands once and for all... I simply need to eliminate the one thing thats always stood in my way!" I grinned "You!" I looked past Glumshanks at someone behind him "Wait?! ME!?" he said in utter fear "No! No! No! Not you, fool!" I grinned and turned around "You." I smirked "Portal master." walking closer to them "Thats right! Suprise! I can see right through your ridiculous television device." 

Grabbing the screen, I laughed "Now prepare yourself loser master, to meet your unimaginable doom! From the hands of Ultra Traptanium powered KAOOS! HAHAHAHAHA"

[Academy cut scene dialog]

"Well how do you like that, the evilest guy ever in Skylands actually evilly betrayed us!" Flynn looked around disappointed "I gotta tell ya, I did NOT see that one coming." Buzz chimed in after flynn worried "Well it's much worse than that now Flynn, Traptanium has limitless power. we MUST stop Kaos before he can charge himself up... Even further! Otherwise, he will be neigh unstoppable." Buzz rubbed his chin looking at me "Wowzers!" Flynn spoke up "That sounds serious, epically the neigh part, well... we're not gonna let that happen. Are we skylander?" He suddenly did a stupid pose "Ready to put a stop to that unstoppable neigh-guy?!" 

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I sighed looking up at the Traptanium weapon, I couldn't actually believe Kaos betrayed me like this, but he was evil Afterall what did I really expect when the portal master ripped me from the world. "Skylander, are you ready?" I jumped a little spinning around quickly "uh yea, um..." my eyes met sprockets and I knew the portal master was using her to watch this whole thing go down, she wasn't stupid enough to hang around here while kaos tried to kill her, and do whatever he wanted. It still hurt he berated me like like this but what can I do now, it's not like I can just turn time around and prevent the whole thing.

[Mission start dialog]
"Hey, this is kind of like old times here, Skylander. You and me going to stop kaos from doing something absolutely diabolically fiendish. So many memories." Flynn smiled warmly remembering good times we've had, I smiled weakly as he cleared his throat "It's go time" I chucked a bit as he laughed warmly once more "Always wanted to say that, and it sounded even more awesome than I imagined it would!" Flynn stopped and prepared himself for a pose "Oh yeah, here it comes! Final mission boom!!!" Flynn suddenly jumped into a odd pose for his boom as everyone sighed, walking to the ship.

[Traptainium weapon dialog]
I followed closely behind Flynn as he was grumbling "I knew we shouldn't have trusted that kaos creep!" He sighed sadly and looked back at us "and to think I even shared my enchiladas with him! That is a unbreakable bond!" He stopped to think for a second before looking ahead again "and I'm pretty sure he took my vintage collection of shirkins and pickles..." Everyone was confused, I don't know why he's rambling on with this nonsense when we have bigger matters in our hands "Oh yeah..." he paused "And then there's that thing."

Flynn pointed to the giant traptanium weapon, we all groaned, we'd hoped the golden queen was the end of this irritating nightmare but alas kaos had to get mad and stick his fat head into the evil business again. "And that's enough, right Skylander? So... why don't you get out there and cut him down to size!" Flynn turned around dramatically and began walking back to his ship "Oh! And get my pickles back."
[Dialog end for now]

I sighed and looked at sprocket who had began running ahead of me, quickly following her up
To the launch pad "Wait! You might run us into one of kaoses traps! And who knows what's ahead we have to be careful!" Shouting to the portal master who stopped and looked at me, she couldn't speak to me in her Skylander player mode "Stop right there, Skylander!"

I jumped back as a megaphone approached us quickly with kaos on the other line seemingly fuming "Kaos? Why'd you do this I thought we were on the same side?" Walking up to the megaphone when sudden laughter erupted out of it "Ohohoho! You may of thought I was on your side, but! It was all part of my brilliant plan! Wait... why am I even talking to you?"

"Attention portal master! Can you hear me now? I assume the answer is "yes" and you are too paralyzed with fear to even respond! Well... don't you worry about sending your miserable pests to try and stop me. I am growing even more powerful by the second; making your horrible, inevitable doom even more horribly inevitable! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

I looked at sprocket once again, she looked at me and kind of just stood there for a second, suddenly she swapped into tuffluck; a stronger trapmaster, I gulped knowing whatever was ahead was probably just hoards of enemy's. Taking a quick stretch and breath before jumping onto the launch pad with the portal master we flew through the air, landing on the dock below, being surrounded quickly by megaphone speakers

"Hey! Looks like your portal master didn't listen to me! So now, I'm going to take it out on you! MINIONS! ATTACK!"

Quickly pulling out my blades to attack, stopping when tuff luck ran In front of me tearing the minions to literal shreds, I watched in utter annoyance as she was trying to make it little to no work for me, probably to apologize, I sighed collecting the coins quickly, as we began running through this maze of a weapon, We both took out our weapons as we shredded through kaoses minions, fairly quickly it was like fighting chompies.

We ran, and ran, when suddenly we came across a puzzle looking room. Walking in slowly to try to see what we'd be dealing with when once again we were surrounded very quickly by the megaphone speaker robots "You fool! Even if you could figure out how to solve my pulse puzzle- which you can't, defeat all my minions- which you won't, AND find me, there's no way you'll be able to save your poor poser master from her terrible fate! HAHAHA!!"

Once again I watched as the portal master stopped as a cutscene appeared for her, it was Kaos again "HAHAH, my power is growing portal master, soon I'll utterly squash your pathetic sky loser! And then, I'm coming after you!! HAHA" the portal master walked tuff luck over to me, I looked up at her, grabbing my ears as a loud static sound erupted out of her for a second "Elf, look at me."

Looking up quickly hearing the portal masters voice "Portal master? But I thought you couldn't talk when you were using a Skylander step in?" She chuckled "I can, just only when I need to, anyways, listen to me; kaos quite literally is purple now he's losing his mind, so unfortunately we're going to have to send him to cloud-cracker prison, I can't find my Kaos trap anywhere, I think I lost it over in your world elf." I nodded slowly at her before she stopped talking, and continued into the room to figure out the pulse puzzle.