The what lucas?

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WWMAP squad in school cause i said so

Professor :
Frankly, I find your report lacking Mr.Lucas, I doubt that you are actually the one who did your report. Yes, I am looking at you Mr.Alpheus. To refute my suspicions, Mr.Lucas, give an example of a body of water.

Lucas(looks at Ijekiel):
T-the body of water is....


Ijekiel(whispering):
Waterfalls....

Lucas :
What??uhm....the head and...

Professor(clears throat) :

Ijekiel(frustrated whispering):
Falls!!!

Lucas :
The b-balls??

Seriously, kiel? You're horny at a time like this?

Ijekiel(regretting his life decisions) :

Helena out of nowhere enters the room and opened the window(her beautiful, long, straight, silky, brunette hair swirling, twirling, shining in the wind) : 
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG, TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG, PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SONGGGGGG!

Lucas :
What the fuck?

Athanasia :
Shhh....Let her have her y/n moment.

Helena(the wind carries her crystalline tears akin to a diamond as she sing her heart out) : 
MY POWERS TURN ON, STARTING RIGHT NOW I'LL BE STRONG I-AHHHH!

Lucas(after pushing helena out the window) :
Anyways, what about my balls?

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