"B-bye E-Elis.." Alice said to me, attempting to wave but failing miserably.
"B-bye...." I just said, wheezing my ass off.
Yes, we both got beaten so damn hard by our fathers, that I can't even feel my ass cheeks when I clench them. Damn that bitch Isabella. I'll gladly help Aurelia jump her ass, as soon as I heal from my bruises.
"Oh my..what a sight to see...might I have the honor of helping my Lady get to the staircases properly?" Sebastian said, while holding in a laugh.
I scoffed and responded, "You can suck a dick for a change."
We made eye contact for a few minutes until I broke the silence. "Are you going to stand there or will you make yourself useful for once and carry me? Asshole."
He simply nodded and lifted me off the floor, into his arms now.
"Hey...have you been out to a gentleman's club during my ass beating?" I questioned him.
"Yes, simply for adult matters. Why?" He asked me back.
"Because you smell like cheap gin and tonic and your shirt is half unbuttoned." I immediately called him out. His jaw dropped and I replied, "Just take me to my room. I don't have to hear about your stupid stories about being a professional courtesan."
He just smiled and said, "Great. That saves me the time then. Now, off we go."
In seconds, we arrived to my room. I was amazed and shocked at his speed. It definitely did not look like something a human would do.
"Do you need me to carry you into bed?" He asked me and I replied with, "No. I'll do just fine here. Now fuck off."
He answered with, "Alright. Goodnight, Sir." and closed the door.
I quickly got rid of this fake, and sick act and laughed. Couldn't believe he bought it! Whatever, I have to move onto the real thing.
I took a needle from my drawer and sneaked off to the 2nd floor. I didn't know how I didn't get caught yet, but hey! I'm still living.
I took a peek in my parents room. Nobody there. I looked down the staircases and saw that my parents were still talking with one of their friends.
I heard someone talking with someone, and before I could hide, they immediately spotted me.
"Look Vivian! It's Elis down the hall!" The kid tugged on Vivian's sleeve and sprinted towards me.
"Woahhh!! Slow down, Ishaan! I can barely walk if you pull me so fast!" Vivian shouted out and Ishaan let go.
Gosh. The two people I wish to not encounter, EVER. My father doesn't even like their parents, but of course my mother has to be SOOO generous and invite them home.
"Heeeyyy Elis!!! So how does this Thanksgiving holiday work?" Ishaan asked me, in curiosity. Vivian joined in and replied, "I think it's when you feast on the naked body of the host.."
I rolled my eyes and responded with, "What are you doing here, anyway? I'm sure your parents lost you. Now get out of my sight, freaks."
"Why are you always so rude, Elis?? Is your father influencing you badly or what?? Have fun!!" Ishaan said while crossing his arms, in disappointment.
"Maybe he's acting like a naughty boy and wants a piece of me in the bedroom~" Vivian giggled and I screamed.
"Thats it, get out, now." I dragged both of them by force and pushed them down the staircases. What a waste of time.
I went in my parents room and searched through the drawers, thoroughly.
Jackpot. I found the packets which were labeled 'condoms'. Just as grandfather said. I made sure I poked all of them good and quickly scrambled out of there.
I ran all the way to the 3rd floor and opened my door, then jumped in my bed. "Hopefully it'll work..it will definitely work."
I hope I'll be a brother soon...one of these days..
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Reproduction Genius
FanfictionA smartass at everything, Elis Phantomhive, son of Elizabeth Midford and Ciel Phantomhive is devastated when his father refuses to give him a sibling. He takes this into his own hands and seeks help from his grandfather, also known as Undertaker. Th...
