𝙏𝙂𝘾𝙁 𝙕𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙘𝙨

༺ Who You Are Stranded On An Island With

*+Aquarius+*
•Xuan Ji•
Xuan Ji: "Where is Pei Ming civil god?! YOU HAVE TO KNOW!"
You: "On the fucking moon- WHERE DO YOU THINK?! NOT HERE QUITE OBVIOUSLY!"

*+Pisces+*
•Pei Su•
You: "Don't summon any of those murderous snakes on me and I'll do night watch for three nights."
Pei Su: "...deal?"

*+Aries+*
•Ling Wen•
Ling Wen: "We should most likely plan ahead-"
You: "For what? How our coffins are going to be shaped?"

*+Taurus+*
•Pei Ming•
Pei Ming: "Looks like it's just us."
You: "Say a word about my hair in the morning and I'll make it just me-"

*+Gemini+*
•Shi Qingxuan•
Shi Qingxuan: "I haven't been in such poverty and low status in forever!"
You: "Poverty? Who are we in debt to? The sand?"

*+Cancer+*
•Qi Rong•
Qi Rong: "I dare be treated like this?!"
You: "If you don't shut up I'll skin you alive and use you as a blanket."

*+Leo+*
•Jian Lan•
You: "Keep the demon child away from me when I'm sleeping or it'll be launched into Jun Wu's forehead wrinkles."
Jian Lan: "...how do I respond to that."

*+Virgo+*
•Shi Wudu•
Shi Wudu: "We're stranded."
You: "Actually, we have that dead hawk that I'm probably going to fillet soon. Then we'll be actually alone."

*+Libra+*
•Yin Yu•
Yin Yu: "I apologize this is all my fault-"
You: "The only thing that has been your fault so far is the fact that you hit me in the back with a shovel on accident."

*+Scorpio+*
•Mu Qing•
Mu Qing: "Let's go our separate ways and collect resources."
You: "Why can't you ring up the heavens and tell them 'HEY IM STUCK ON A FUCKING ISLAND!'"

*+Sagittarius+*
•Jun Wu•
You: "Now that we're alone and powerless I've been wanting to say this."
Jun Wu: "Hmm?"
You: "I hope I die on this beach so I never have to see you again."

*+Capricorn+*
•Feng Xin•
Feng Xin: "You have brains or brawn? Because I already got the brawn-"
You: "None of the above."