call the police and the fireman

In The Beginning

it was a day . the tiem was a thing. the ass was in abundance. a beautiful day

dipbuo was taki n a stolrll in the apakr park** andt hen a CERTIAN TRIANGLE popPed UP OIT OF THE SKY.

DIPBur was like 'dude bro what the fuck". BILL SAID "HELLO SMALL CHILD. HELLO. HELOHOLEELOO SMALL CHIDL" and dip was like "what the FUCK." "UUUUU NEED TO DO A THING 4 ME OK" the triangesl whispererred seductively. "no" "DO THING DO TGARI THING TDHE THING PLS DO THE THING DIP" the heometric shape was ANGRY!! "OK FINE' the tree siad, "ILL DO A THING WHAT IS THIS THING." then therr was siclence. .......................... "ME" bill blushes and lookd down and away. dip blushed so harde he was on FIRE. HE WAS BRUNING. he died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:(" Screamed the All seeing shpae. he Craid into anothger dimdensiosion..... which oepened a portla alooweing PEOPLE TO COME THU!!!!!!! WOW!!!

A hot sexy vanp[ire by the naem of EDUWAD sparkeld into the dimsdaesiom. he had a gf. This Made Bill Sad. he kiLEED them. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" eduwad and gf skreamied. and thenthey were DEAD.

Another sexi, classy man walked into the sxcnee. He had anime hair. "Wait, where am I- NGHOOOOH!" he Screamed AS he saw the dead bodies. then he wsaw the tringle and he put the puzzle pieced together like a real Ace ATorney. IMMDIATELY BILL DISAPREAED out of fear. "case," edge sighed to himselfk an dbecgan to INVESTIGATE. he sttod above the bodes and just stared at them. "It appears that both of the victims have lost their lives... What a shame." Then he left. Googbye Edge WOrd.

JUsts thenn ghostbro and bf CAMEE THUE YTHR PORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OH FUJCKINDH SHIIT"

ghostit scredee. "What"he spence repied. "FUCKING FRIDE FUCLKS D EP FRANK FUUABC"

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU" spenceee mad. "YOUYGFEW LOOK AT TRH SHIT" "OH." he said as he finally swa the ded pbodies. "this would be good for the HORROR MOVIES I like to make in my spare time!" spenece smiled 2 hismelf. he began to Investiaget. "hmm" he thought. then, he saw something rustle in the wind..... is that.... a cravat?" "DOIJS SMULBS CAVIAR" "i dont know what that semells like"

"A FANCY MAN HAS BEEN HERE" "OH SHIT" "DO UOY WNTA MAKE OOT" "hubba hubba" ATS gooseboy .and cameradude engaged in sensual acttiions TRAIGLE SATEN RETUEND. "NO. NOOT ALLOWED" HE YELL 'NOOT' speen "NOOT NOOT" goast. "WHY CAIYT I LOVE THE MAN I LOEV" Freddy Bensons mother's poked her head through the portal, "Pingu." Bill puled the rest if mom out of the protal and proceded to rip out her vocal cards. "HOLY SHIT!!" Spencr shouted. "SPENCPOE" "WHAT" " I DONTIO LIKE THIE GUY" "RIGTH" "HE WILL UPTOWN FUBK US UP"

Eggsworyj came BACK. "Now that I've retrieved my Detective and my suit specifically made for investigations, I am ready to solve this case! Detective Gumshoe, follow me to the-" the n he saw the CHOAS thar was going doqn. "NGHOOOOOOHHH!!" "Whoa! What the heck is this, Mr. Edgeworth!?" Gumsesohei was confuzzled! ' "Spneuo"billy wiske d"WHAT' "aswerd spence "the fancy mab is herrree."

"shizzle frizzle" "Excuse me!?" egde stated? "leteskik me handel htis"

"Why hello fancy man, I am Bille Cobra Joel Williams" "You are trash." edge say. Cobra seeys "Are you not" Cobra strike. "Sir! You've been sassed!" Gumshoe marbled. Bill looks up from his play pin of vocal chords and sweet bloodshed. "Assed" He returned to his playtime of gore and sorrow.

Edgeyboy engaed in his classic shrug and headnod of sass. "Tsk, tsk, you've failed to remember one important thing..." He poinitited at the gohst child. "This is a universe of alternate nature. Any 'sassing' you do doesn't exist in my origin universe. Ergo, I, Miles Edgeworth, have never been sassed!" He bowied. "I rest my case."Bill looked up fromhis knitting project, a mom instenstine scarf. "SPARKLR LIKE BOWIE IN THE MORNING SUN" Gerard Way decended fromm the heavens "Thank you small triangle" Gangus Wangus float back into the fueled by ramen gay emo heaven. "what the fuck"