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The Bachelor season finale

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bill sip blood coke. the partyee was jusut about to begun. very fun. nick I s still VERY MAD bc WHY A TRAINGELE and eaglworth was like, upset or smething

th three mums were still recpovering from their loss of the so n but peel was still fuckignk piSSED!! "[INCOHERENT BIRD NOISES]" "dude chill" said the purple oone. "NO" bird was SO PISSED.

"heyot rok makayeb helkl be a ghsor liekm dme!!!!" billy said to comomofort the birb. "?????????" she responded. as a bird, she couldn ot understand ghost talk. "he said 'makayeb helkl be a ghsor liekm dme'" spece clarifidesd, and perl was like OHHH. OK. BUT STILL IDK IF THADT GOOD."

SUDDENDEDLY, EDGEWORT MAKES A DECISOSN!!! "... I believe I've come to a conclusion." phoenxi blushb in hope that he will be given a rose and stay on Hte Bachelor. bill doessnt rrly care tbh. "Phoenix, and um..." HE FGOORGTO THE TRINGLES ANAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "... T-Tringle. Yes. Um. You both look rather sharp, I admit, but I must make an official declaration. (Not of independence, however.)" he alugehd at the pun np one heard in his head.

there was some srs tension in this room. sexual tension. like 4 real.

"I've thought long and hard, and then I started thinking about you guys."

*sitcom laughter*

"I choose... Tringle."

"FUCK YEAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA" BILL RIPPED HISNONEXISTENT SHIRT OFF A D SCREAME DIN CEEBRATION. nick was pissed. "I SAVED UR FUKCIN LIFE AND U CHOOSE A 2D SHAPE FOVER ME WHAT THE FUCK"

"Yes, Phoenix, but we've been together for quite some time now... I personally like to live on the edge."

pheixn creid. he crieS, HE TRIES, HE TRIEA ALL THE TIME, J N THIS INNSTITIUATION.

"swiggity swooty good ol booty" bill said joyfully as he plkesd the egdes ass.

OUT OF THE BLOOUEDIAPER HAD RETURNED FROM THE WAR!!!!!!!!! aka hisasheds.

"Lovefr, i have reaturned. Luyt us intimately become on-" DIPPERGASPPDD. BILL? WITH A NOTHER MANNN
????????

NO!!!!

"BILL U FUILTYHY FUKCIN CHEATER!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIVED U DID RTHIS 2 ME!!!!" HE SHOUTED IN ANGERNESS. bill was likke "HOLY FUCK PINE TREE HI" nad he cried. he was so Hapyy to see his Love again. he flew away from yhe fancy and up to thwe smalll biy. "my lovre, i made u a srfacf!!!!!" he presented the gut scarf to the chuild. and rheen he kissed him w his nonexistend mouth. they were v happy. EDge however, was very not. "T-Tringle!! As soon as I confessed to you, you just- you left me! How could you do something so heartless!?" he fell 2 his nees and got into a fetus position on floor and sobed. "I HAVE NOT HEART! OR A SOULD!!!!" THE TORTIALLIA PROCLAMIED!!

"this is what its like living in my mind," garnet whispered, and birb screeched @her. too gay 4 the children.

bavk at the farm. Phoenix run toYaRDs flagworth "I CAN SHOW YOEE LOUVE" he towid off clothe

. "do the yaois wiye me plla, just like the old times"

Edgeyaed smile. "I would enjoy one of the later ones."

"Turnabout ASSLOVE" phoxies shouiuts

"No."

"...sorrie"

"Okay."

THEN TJEYUMN MADKE LUBOVE AND STOP THE ALIEN INVASIOJSN WITHOUT THE NEED OF A LARGE HEADE TIT NAMED BID.

Billu and spee hold hand and warmlike smule.

"One day."

BIll and diper are fine.

fin.