Evil Love - A Megamind X Reader Love Story

The Next Day

It was the following day and with no responses to his ad, he was feeling let down.
"Not one call," he sighed, as he plopped down onto his white couch.  When he and Roxanne got married, they move into a beautiful apartment, with high ceilings and an amazing view of Metrocity, but after everything that had happened, Megamind couldn't bear to look at the place, so he had moved the furniture back into the lair, but even the sight of the furniture reminded him... of her.  He sighed again, deeply, and snuggled up to his life sized sonic the hedgehog body pillow. 
"Oh Sonic, if only you were really here in my arms bae.  We could make out."

A/N I looked it up Sonic is 30 do not be alarmed xoxo.

Megamind leaned in to kiss sonic but just then was interrupted by the brain bots.  They looked at him blankly while Megamind stumbled through and explanation.
"Uh-uh-uh, n-n-nothing.  H-he just had something on his face."
The brain bots stared for a few more seconds before throwing something on his lap.  It was the day's newspaper.

Megamind flipped thought it and began to turn red.  He threw the paper on the ground angrily and huffed and puffed around the lair. 
Megamind's ad was all the way in the very back of the help wanted ads, in a tiny little square, with text so small he could barely read it.   He shook with sexy rage.  he picked up his Pear phone and dialed the news station.
"Hello this is the boss!"
"WHAT THE H*LL IS THIS CR*P YOU PEICE OF CR*P?"
"Oh, um is this Megamind.  Yeah, sorry but it turns out your credit card was declined but we put your ad in anyway, sorry but it's all we can do, we can't make it any bigger."
"BUT-"
Megamind was cut off by someone hanging up.  He crumpled onto the floor and began to cry.  He was alone and now he was broke.  He needed to find someone to help him get back on his feet, but who would see the ad now, no one would even pay attention to it. 
Just then, his phone went off.
Bzzz
He looked down at the screen. 
Hi, is this Megamind.
He stared down at the text and began to type
💙:Umm, hi, yes it is
❤️:Yes I'm interested in the help wanted ad you posted in today's paper.
Megamind gasped and jumped for joy up and down.  Yay yay yay he thought.
❤️: Umm hello?
❤️: Is it still available?
He began to type like lightning.
💙:Yes, yes it is.
❤️: Ok, when can I stop by
💙:How about later today, around 7 work?
❤️: Yes that's perfect.
💙:Ok, see you then.