Evil Love - A Megamind X Reader Love Story

Y/N

This chapter is named after you, feel special (;

Y/n sat at their dreary desk, in the cramped gray office, looking out the window at the parking garage which blocked their view of the city.  It was dirty and ugly, just like the building y/n sat inside now.  But at least a parking garage does something, they thought bitterly.  Y/n turned their attention to the computer screen, which displayed a spreadsheet full of numbers, which y/n had spent all day punching in.  They sighed heavily and spun in their chair.  Y/n picked up the newspaper sitting in front of them and began to finger through it when they were startled by a banging on the door.  In the hall stood a greasy middle aged man, prematurely balding and glissening with sweat.  Y/n recognized this man as ther manager
"Hey, l/n.  You can read when you go home, day time is work time!" He spat.
"I'm on my five," y/n said, looking back at the paper.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Great!  Now you're done, back to work."
Y/n rolled their eyes and closed the paper as their boss lumbered around the corner.  They tilted their head back and looked, making sure he was out of sight, before opening the paper to the help wanted section.  They skimmed over the listings.  Need experience, need experience, not qualified, sketchy, too gross, y/n thought as they read the description of each job, ruling them out one by one.  At the end of the page, y/n saw a tiny little listing, all they could make out were the words evil and no experience needed, they squinted and we're suprised to find who was listing the job.
"M-Megamind"
Y/n had had the biggest crush on Megamind since they first moved to metropolis.  There was no way they could pass this up now.  Y/n whipped out their phone and sent a text to the number listed.
❤️:Hi, Is this Megamind.
💙:Umm, hi, yes it is.
❤️:Yes I'm interested in the help wanted ad you posted in today's paper.
There was no reply. Y/n texted again
❤️:Umm hello?
Still nothing
❤️:Is it still available?
There was a reply almost as soon as y/n sent the text. It suprised them a little.
💙:Yes, yes it is.
Y/n's heart races and a small smile appeared on their usually frowning face. 
❤️:Ok, when can I stop by?
Was that too forward, y/n thought, does he really want me coming to his house, he doesn't even know me
💙:How about later today, around seven work?
Y/n breathed a sigh of relief. 
❤️:Yes that's perfect.
💙:Ok, see you then.
At around 5:30, y/n got up from their desk and went to clock out.
"Where do you think you're going," y/n's boss called from his office.
"Home.  I've got somewhere to be tonight and I need to eat dinner and get ready."
"You can leave when you've met your quota. Go sit down, take off the coat."
Y/n stared for a moment, then they sighed heavily shaking their head and headed back to their desk.
At exactly 6:45, y/n watched out their window as their boss pulled out of his parking space and drove down the block.  They grabbed their coat and headed down to their maroon Honda Accord.  They put the address into their gps and began driving. 
"No time to stop home now, I can't be late.  I really need a new job.  I don't even think I can make next months rent."
The directions took y/n to a big building with graffiti on the side.  They pulled up to the front door and got out of the car.  Y/n walked up and rang the doorbell. 
When it opened, y/n was speechless.  The tall blue man in front of them was wearing the sexiest outfit y/n had ever seen and had muscles the size of a mountain. 
Y/n and the man she already knew to be Megamind introduced themselves.  Y/n couldn't believe they were talking to THE Megamind.  He let y/n inside and they went to the kitchen. There was a beautiful dinner prepared and y/n peed a little in their pants when they saw it, but tried to play it cool.  After some discussion, Megamind offered y/n the job. 
Y/n wanted to accept immediately, but didn't want to seem too eager, so they tried to look like they were thinking, but they could see Megamind starting to get nervous.
"I'll take it."
Y/n smiled and they saw a look in Megamind's eye that could almost be described as- no, no don't get you're hopes up, y/n thought. But, what if.
Y/n stared into Megamind's eyes, trying not to let him see their desperation.  They just hoped they could keep things professional.