A/N POV :-
Jungkookie and Y/N walk across the ocean and find Jesus Christ talking to octopi. The jellyfish are jealous of the octopus. Jesus turns around revealing he is actualy Namjesus.
He says his name is aktually Kim Namjoon. He says he was an atheist. But a man named Park Jimin descended from heaven and showed him god existed and his name is Park Jimin.
-----FlashBack-----
Namjesus POV :-
I walk on bitch. I like crabs. My mother are dead :'((. My shoes are untied. I have worst life. I am clumsy. I want to die. I fall. Who tf catched me?? His face- is glowing? Just like an angel? Who is man?
Park Jimin POV :-
This fool thinks i don't exist? Time to show him the truth!
Transformation~
One Transformation Later :-
Yay! I have wings now!
*descends from heaven*
Is Namjoon falling? damn.
A/N POV :-
AS Jimin descends he notices Namjoon falling because he tripped over a crab. Namjoon looks up and smiles because he finally gets to die! Jimin catches him tho. Namjoon hates his life. Park Jimin is glowing. Damn, is he an angel? Was Namjoon wrong? Did god really exist?
Kim Namjoon closes his eyes as he is scared of this godly creeture. Jimin closes his eyes two. He takes this as a lead and prepares himslef to kiss Namjoon.
Namjoon and Jimin's lips meet and Jimin feels magical. Namjoon feels gay. Only for a second tho, becuz Namjoon pulls away screeching "DUDE!! God's Gay???!!1?!!111!!"
Jimin replies "No! I'm bisexual. Get your facts right man." He's pissed.
Jimin POV :-
Shit. By kissing Joonie (my nicname for him), I just made him a godly being.
A/N POV :-
Jimin: I- uh, I kinda made you a god? Sorry lmao
Namjoon: tf u mean binch. I'm a what now.
Jimin: Dude relax. *screaming into the clouds* YO, TAEBITCH GET YOUR DUMBASS FACE DOWN HERE.
Taebitch- uh, I mean Taehyung: what. the. FUCK do you want. i was trying to watch my indian drama.
Suga, descending from heaven: ooohhh maaaa gaaaaauuuud. Did Jimin fucking kiss a human again?!?
Taehyung: i swear to jimin, ur an asshole get out suga.
Namjoon: *confused screaming*
Jimin: Right. You're still here. Smh. Do the ritual. TaeTae, Suga, whoever the fuck wants to.
Suga: You know onl the official 'god-maker' can do that.
Namjoon: The who now?
Taehyung: um, well jimin doesnt know how to keep his lips to himself and we were tired of doing the stupid ritual by ourselves, so we made one of the people who jimin kissed into the official 'god-maker'.
Namjoon: What...Ok
Jimin: Right then. Call him down, Suga.
Suga: *screams into clouds*
Jin: *descends*
Jin: what doth thee wanteth wench.
Suga: Officiate this crab loving fool.
Jin: good now then.
Jin: cancer hic stultus amans nunc in namjesus convertet. sit stultus sed sapientissimus inter omnes manet.
Jin: thee shalt anon beest known as namjesus, mine own issue.
Namjesus: Tf now?
Suga: Namjesus... cool
Taehyung: ok bye *dies*
Suga: Yea I'll go to *dies*
Jimin: Bye Bitches *dies*
Jin: I bid you aideu *dies*
-----End FlashBack-----
"And that's how I, a smiple man became Namjesus" Namjesus says.
"I don't care" Y/N says.
"Die in my wrath then mortal"
Namjesus drowns Y/N.
"Bruh." Jungkookie says.
"You don't care that I drowned your *gender*friend?"
"You fool me and Y/N are gods too!!!!111111!!"
"Shit"
"BE READY TO FACE MY WRATH NAMJESUS" Y/N cries, ascending from the ocean.
Y/N makes Namjoon be under the water forever. He works with his beloved crabs cleaning the ocean forever. "pls help me im unda da waterRR" Namjesus cries for the rest of eternity.
Y/N and Jungkookie kiss each other and walk away under the beatiful sunset.
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The Wrath of God Brings Consequences
Fiksi Umumhi... this is an ironic story i made in the middle of my math class (ya know the best time to write fanfics). it was made to mock other y/n fanfics and hence will not be perfect (because we all know there's no way in 100 years that y/n fanfics will...
