Kyles POV: I have mixed feelings about starting 5th grade. I feel like I'm really growing up, but at the same time, I feel like I've been in 4th grade for almost 2 decades. It's bittersweet. I've hung out with the gang all summer, but seeing them at school is different.
"Kyle!" I see my super best friend Stan and give him a tight hug. I'm always happy when I see Stan, I feel like I could never get tired of him.
I then see Kenny and the fat fuck following. "Aww look who found his gay little boyfriend!" Cartman yells.
"Shut up fatass!" I yell feeling my face turn red.
"Alright well let's get going, I wanna see everyone else again and find out who our new teacher is." Muffles Kenny.
We then run into the rest of the guys: Butters, Craig, Timmy, Token, Jimmy, Tweek, & Clyde. We make small talk that inevitably ends in me and Cartman yelling at each other. I fucking hate that guy, but for some reason, we hang out together in the same group every day. Time to go to class I guess.
I walk into class with my friends and see we have Mr. Garrison again. I'm honestly surprised the school still employed him after how badly he fucked the country as president. I'd rather have a teacher that wasn't known for going on TV talking about how he wants to fuck all the Mexicans to death, but then again this is South Park and I wouldn't expect anything less. I then get distracted. I see Stan and Wendy sitting next to each other acting all couply. Wendy has never been rude to me, and I wouldn't say I dislike her, but sometimes I wish she wasn't there. I wouldn't say I'm jealous, because I'm straight, but sometimes I wish she wasn't so good at everything and so charming to everyone. I then notice Cartman, and I notice he's fidgeting with something. I'm curious so I turn my neck to get a better look. He's pulling something out of his fat rolls. He's so fucking fat that he's basically a landwhale, but I clearly wasn't the only one who noticed him picking at something.
"ERIC CARTMAN ARE YOU EATING IN MY CLASS" yells Mr. Garrison. I then realize what he had. He was eating fucking KFC. At fucking 8am. I don't understand people sometimes.
"I need protein to keep these muscles" Cartman retorts.
"What muscle? All I see is a tub of lard." Craig snaps
"Fuck you Kahl and fuck you Craig! Suck my balls you homos!" Cartman yells
Craig flips him off and Mr. Garrison then sends him to see PC principal and the rest of the class was uneventful and boring. Wendy was kinda bothering me though, and I felt bad because she was a genuinely nice person, but I couldn't help it, and I don't know what was making me feel that way.
